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Did you get fired from Wendy's and Burger King?
Your Roblox wife left you?
Your dad went to Madagascar and never came back?
Don't worry bro because we got your head with the best device ever, The Water Melon Cooler 69
This thing can do so many things for you, it can cool down your watermelons while you beat your tv
You can walk your watermelon cooler around the house with your homies
It can even suck your toes
You know, basic and helpful stuff
This shide is not 900$
Not 800£
Not 700dollars
It is just 1000 bucks
Waaaaaaaaaaa-
Holy ship this is the best offer yet, if you don't have this baby, there's no point of living, you heard me
You can just listen to jake paul's music, so you better take your gramma's money because why tf not?
And also get this device because this is the only moment where you can
Now let's see what our autistic dead brain zombies customters think about the watermelon cooler
John
Tv watcher and beater
As any average angry dad who screams and beats his tv up when his football time not winning, I had to beat my tv everyday, but I also had to cool my watermelons too, it was so stressful, but thanks to the watermelon cooler now I can beat my tv without worrying about my tv.
10/10 recommended for all the tv beaters out there!
John 2
Weirdo with glasses
I used to have no friends and I used to be bullied by gta 6 kids
But thanks to the watermelon cooler, now I have a fudgeton kf cholo friends, I became a cool guy and my crush vomits only every 7 seconds instead of 10 when she sees me
I finally feel like I'm a true chad
John 3
Emo (remember him lol)
It's cool and all but how tf did you even get in my hous-
O M G
Our clients are so happy with thr watermelon cooler, we definatley did not give them a free club penguin membership to say all that stuff
The watermelon cooler is the 8th wonder of the world because it's made out of bedrock and kryptonite just incase superman for whatever fudging reason wants to steal your watermelons, won't be able because the watermelon cooler is the saftest place to keep your melons safe.
Now let's test it out to show you that we are not scamming people anymore.
In the right we have an indian dude we found in the sea with a tiger, he is gonna pray for the watermelon to cool down, and on the left we have our watermelon cooler, let's see who's gonna get the job done first!
Indian: plis cool down for me I beg you, I love watermelons, I will take you to india-
Watermelon cooler: *watermelon cooler sounds*
As you can see after 1 minute the watermelon cooler is already heating up, while the indian dude seems to be doing a pretty good job
12 seconds later...
Now the watermelon cooled with the indian while smoke started to rise from our watermelon cooler, oh, now it's burning
Life changing product
But wait, there's more! If you pay us 1200 doolars we will give to you for free!
Oh my god
Holy fudging shrimp
The best offer yet you can't miss this out, take your brother's college money with no return and buy this, he will appreciate it trust me, send us your money our pockets are wide open
Pls buy this I putted all my life savings to it, if I don't get out of debt, karen will take the kids
LIke to die instantly
Wait wait wait wait
WaIt
Due to what happend last time I posted a thread like this, pretty much everyone hated on me, if you think this is stupid, and that you loose braincells from reading this, then NOBODY forced you to read my thread, and if you have anything aganist me I'm sorry, and remember this is FOR JOKE PURPOSES ONLY, so you don't have to be a muffin head or a mean bean to hate on me, bye
Your Roblox wife left you?
Your dad went to Madagascar and never came back?
Don't worry bro because we got your head with the best device ever, The Water Melon Cooler 69
This thing can do so many things for you, it can cool down your watermelons while you beat your tv
You can walk your watermelon cooler around the house with your homies
It can even suck your toes
You know, basic and helpful stuff
This shide is not 900$
Not 800£
Not 700dollars
It is just 1000 bucks
Waaaaaaaaaaa-
Holy ship this is the best offer yet, if you don't have this baby, there's no point of living, you heard me
You can just listen to jake paul's music, so you better take your gramma's money because why tf not?
And also get this device because this is the only moment where you can
Now let's see what our autistic dead brain zombies customters think about the watermelon cooler
John
Tv watcher and beater
As any average angry dad who screams and beats his tv up when his football time not winning, I had to beat my tv everyday, but I also had to cool my watermelons too, it was so stressful, but thanks to the watermelon cooler now I can beat my tv without worrying about my tv.
10/10 recommended for all the tv beaters out there!
John 2
Weirdo with glasses
I used to have no friends and I used to be bullied by gta 6 kids
But thanks to the watermelon cooler, now I have a fudgeton kf cholo friends, I became a cool guy and my crush vomits only every 7 seconds instead of 10 when she sees me
I finally feel like I'm a true chad
John 3
Emo (remember him lol)
It's cool and all but how tf did you even get in my hous-
O M G
Our clients are so happy with thr watermelon cooler, we definatley did not give them a free club penguin membership to say all that stuff
The watermelon cooler is the 8th wonder of the world because it's made out of bedrock and kryptonite just incase superman for whatever fudging reason wants to steal your watermelons, won't be able because the watermelon cooler is the saftest place to keep your melons safe.
Now let's test it out to show you that we are not scamming people anymore.
In the right we have an indian dude we found in the sea with a tiger, he is gonna pray for the watermelon to cool down, and on the left we have our watermelon cooler, let's see who's gonna get the job done first!
Indian: plis cool down for me I beg you, I love watermelons, I will take you to india-
Watermelon cooler: *watermelon cooler sounds*
As you can see after 1 minute the watermelon cooler is already heating up, while the indian dude seems to be doing a pretty good job
12 seconds later...
Now the watermelon cooled with the indian while smoke started to rise from our watermelon cooler, oh, now it's burning
Life changing product
But wait, there's more! If you pay us 1200 doolars we will give to you for free!
Oh my god
Holy fudging shrimp
The best offer yet you can't miss this out, take your brother's college money with no return and buy this, he will appreciate it trust me, send us your money our pockets are wide open
Pls buy this I putted all my life savings to it, if I don't get out of debt, karen will take the kids
LIke to die instantly
Wait wait wait wait
WaIt
Due to what happend last time I posted a thread like this, pretty much everyone hated on me, if you think this is stupid, and that you loose braincells from reading this, then NOBODY forced you to read my thread, and if you have anything aganist me I'm sorry, and remember this is FOR JOKE PURPOSES ONLY, so you don't have to be a muffin head or a mean bean to hate on me, bye
