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*sigh*
I know how you feel, losing 17 games in a row while a level 20 with a big ego comes up to you and says you suck. Hey there, I’m Benjy, formally known as Richard, and I’m going to be teaching you how to easily present a problem out of rage that has already been talked about 400 times.
1. You don’t suck!
Wanna know something cool? No matter what, it’s never your fault on the internet, sometimes in real life. The first step is to accept that you’ve done absolutely everything to stop this problem, by not doing anything at all. We call this “being a ♥♥♥♥”, but I believe it’s called:
R E V O L U T I O N A R Y
See, many people do this in real life, and they are some of the best people on earth, like Donald Trump. Obviously on my top 10 IGN presidents on Canada, ever. I mean, you’ve got to be one of the best people at pvp, because you beat the first place player once (and totally not because everyone makes mistakes) and became addic- I mean, played for a whooping 2 months. That’s more slower than it takes me to edit a video. You obviously know everything to the game, and that obviously makes you a giant guru who knows everything about a block gam-
(Hold on you’re saying I made a video on Microbattles on that? Eh that video sucked anyways). Anyways, you just lost to a camper, and you want to scream, take your rage out. You take a deep brea- nah just kidding go rant about it on the forums, that’ll surely make your case. And even if someone contradicts you, screw them! You knew you the best and you have grinded a whopping two hours which makes you a pro.
2. The Old Method
The old method, is the best excuse I’ve used all the time and not because I’m pissed that everyone left me in that game. You basically say that everyone new sucks ♥♥♥, and you’re obviously better because you’ve a played one of the most hardest games to master, right behind Shrek 6. You just say the old community was better, and mentally tell everyone that if you aren’t the firstborn, you suck.
3. A Pinch Of Salt
You can usually use this method to easily get revenge by misguiding everyone into believe that a person who targeted you should deserve be thrown to the dark pits of hell. Make sure you include their name and call them out for doing some bullshit, making them seem like they have no positive personalities at all.
That’s pretty much it. These methods will start a very repetitive discussion that has already been discussed, and will be forgotten.
Don’t worry, Vertx will remove lava camping, right? Right?
It’s been 9 months, I understand the balance of micro battles is less important than creating a team hunger games
I know how you feel, losing 17 games in a row while a level 20 with a big ego comes up to you and says you suck. Hey there, I’m Benjy, formally known as Richard, and I’m going to be teaching you how to easily present a problem out of rage that has already been talked about 400 times.
1. You don’t suck!
Wanna know something cool? No matter what, it’s never your fault on the internet, sometimes in real life. The first step is to accept that you’ve done absolutely everything to stop this problem, by not doing anything at all. We call this “being a ♥♥♥♥”, but I believe it’s called:
R E V O L U T I O N A R Y
See, many people do this in real life, and they are some of the best people on earth, like Donald Trump. Obviously on my top 10 IGN presidents on Canada, ever. I mean, you’ve got to be one of the best people at pvp, because you beat the first place player once (and totally not because everyone makes mistakes) and became addic- I mean, played for a whooping 2 months. That’s more slower than it takes me to edit a video. You obviously know everything to the game, and that obviously makes you a giant guru who knows everything about a block gam-
(Hold on you’re saying I made a video on Microbattles on that? Eh that video sucked anyways). Anyways, you just lost to a camper, and you want to scream, take your rage out. You take a deep brea- nah just kidding go rant about it on the forums, that’ll surely make your case. And even if someone contradicts you, screw them! You knew you the best and you have grinded a whopping two hours which makes you a pro.
2. The Old Method
The old method, is the best excuse I’ve used all the time and not because I’m pissed that everyone left me in that game. You basically say that everyone new sucks ♥♥♥, and you’re obviously better because you’ve a played one of the most hardest games to master, right behind Shrek 6. You just say the old community was better, and mentally tell everyone that if you aren’t the firstborn, you suck.
3. A Pinch Of Salt
You can usually use this method to easily get revenge by misguiding everyone into believe that a person who targeted you should deserve be thrown to the dark pits of hell. Make sure you include their name and call them out for doing some bullshit, making them seem like they have no positive personalities at all.
That’s pretty much it. These methods will start a very repetitive discussion that has already been discussed, and will be forgotten.
Don’t worry, Vertx will remove lava camping, right? Right?
It’s been 9 months, I understand the balance of micro battles is less important than creating a team hunger games
