DarkTdmPlays
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- Apr 24, 2016
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Okay, sooo umm I'm bored as usual, and I decided to compile a list of annoying ways that me and other people have died before. Note that all these have happened to someone at least once, wether it be from my own experience or that of somone I asked to help me with this. I have nothing else to say except give a trigger warning as I'm going to be ripping certain playstyles to shreds. So before you start making death threats towards me and my mother, please rember that you should be taking this with a grain of salt 
1: Being shot off your bridge by someone crouching in a corner 583 meters away
2: Trying to convince yourself that you're a big boy and bridging super fast only to screw it up and plummet several thousand feet to your death
3: Being Fatally stabbed in an artery while looting without wearing any armor.
4: Being snuck up on by a camping a cucumber.
5: Having a trident thrown into your abdomen
6: Being hit with an egg so hard that it breaks both your diamond helmet and your jaw
7: Being slowly burned alive because you forgot to equip the pyro kit and still voted for a map containing lots of fire
8: Getting absolutely anilhated by a greasy, sweatband wearing tryhard who treats this game like a religion and plays for 8 hours a day.
9: Getting Blown up......
Because of your own doing
10: Having your neck broken by a bowl of soup
11: Jumping down to an island from your very tall bridge thinking you'll be fine and then breaking both your legs in 5 different places
12: Being knocked off your bridge by your obnoxious teammate with an egg
13: Sending a vulgar insult to your opponent before the game starts saying that you will win, then losing because of course...
14: Having a flaming arrow launched through your cranium
15: Accidentally walking off the edge of your island after getting the blindness effect from a block of emerald ore
16: Accidentally dropping a golden apple because it broke your teeth when you tried to bite into it and then being shot in the face
17: Drowning in the maps only water source because your same obnoxious teammate sealed your air pocket.
18: Falling asleep in the middle of a game at 3:00am because you have no life.
19: Getting Smacked across of the face with a raw chicken, losing your balance and falling to your death yet again.
20: losing to a level 10 noob you most certainly should have beat, you then proceed to send him an obscene hate message and are rewarded with a mute for your actions.
21: Getting impaled through your aorta artery because you accidentally clicked on a crafting table during a fight.
22: Getting snuck up on and being violently blugend with a shovel
23: Being Shoved of the edge of your island by a 12 year old with a derp thanos skin
24: For like the 2nd time ever somones trap actually works and you happen to be the victim.
25: This one is the worst of all. In fact it's almost as bad of a way to die as I am a role model. Its mining diamond ore beneath your feet inside your island, breaking the block only to discover that there is nothing below it except the open void, and then falling to your death.
(Edit) 25 1/2: Being yanked into the abyss by a fishing rod
I commend your perseverance if you actually read them all
1: Being shot off your bridge by someone crouching in a corner 583 meters away
2: Trying to convince yourself that you're a big boy and bridging super fast only to screw it up and plummet several thousand feet to your death
3: Being Fatally stabbed in an artery while looting without wearing any armor.
4: Being snuck up on by a camping a cucumber.
5: Having a trident thrown into your abdomen
6: Being hit with an egg so hard that it breaks both your diamond helmet and your jaw
7: Being slowly burned alive because you forgot to equip the pyro kit and still voted for a map containing lots of fire
8: Getting absolutely anilhated by a greasy, sweatband wearing tryhard who treats this game like a religion and plays for 8 hours a day.
9: Getting Blown up......
Because of your own doing
10: Having your neck broken by a bowl of soup
11: Jumping down to an island from your very tall bridge thinking you'll be fine and then breaking both your legs in 5 different places
12: Being knocked off your bridge by your obnoxious teammate with an egg
13: Sending a vulgar insult to your opponent before the game starts saying that you will win, then losing because of course...
14: Having a flaming arrow launched through your cranium
15: Accidentally walking off the edge of your island after getting the blindness effect from a block of emerald ore
16: Accidentally dropping a golden apple because it broke your teeth when you tried to bite into it and then being shot in the face
17: Drowning in the maps only water source because your same obnoxious teammate sealed your air pocket.
18: Falling asleep in the middle of a game at 3:00am because you have no life.
19: Getting Smacked across of the face with a raw chicken, losing your balance and falling to your death yet again.
20: losing to a level 10 noob you most certainly should have beat, you then proceed to send him an obscene hate message and are rewarded with a mute for your actions.
21: Getting impaled through your aorta artery because you accidentally clicked on a crafting table during a fight.
22: Getting snuck up on and being violently blugend with a shovel
23: Being Shoved of the edge of your island by a 12 year old with a derp thanos skin
24: For like the 2nd time ever somones trap actually works and you happen to be the victim.
25: This one is the worst of all. In fact it's almost as bad of a way to die as I am a role model. Its mining diamond ore beneath your feet inside your island, breaking the block only to discover that there is nothing below it except the open void, and then falling to your death.
(Edit) 25 1/2: Being yanked into the abyss by a fishing rod
I commend your perseverance if you actually read them all
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