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(WAIT, UH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A STONE AND A ROCK? ._. XD)

(YES, GRANDMA, YOU GO GIRL XD)

NONONO, THAT’S MIKEY XDD HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR OWN PALMTREE FRIENDS, RAY D: WELL, MICHAEL IS A CUCUMBER VINE, BUT SAME THING XD (WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, CHILD??? ;-; HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO? XDD)

SEEEEEEEE? WEED. OR A CAT TRAPPED IN SEAWEED :O XD (GOOD POINT, BUT HEY, HE STILL SURVIVED FOR... UHH... ALMOST SEVEN BOOKS DDD XD NOOOOOOOOO, NOT MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND THANOS DDD: BUT CAPTAIN MARVEL SHOULD GET ERASED ALONG WITH THE HALF OF THE POPULATION D:< XD)

(PSSHHHH, IF YOU WENT TO CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL, YOU WOULD KNOW XD)

(*flips hair* *jumps over table* *cracks back* OW XD)

CUCUMBER VINE? LAST TIME I CHECKED, CUCUMBER VINES WEREN'T PALMTREES XD UH, SO SHOULD I APOLOGISE TO MICHAEL FOR FORGETTING WHO/WHAT HE IS? ;-; (I DON'T KNOW, GRANDMA? HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO? XD)

A CAT TRAPPED IN SEAWEED, NOW THERE'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A NEW EMOJI XD (HMM, I MEAN, CROOKSHANKS ALSO SURVIVED UNTIL THE SEVENTH BOOK XD GRANDMA, I AM SERIOUSLY (SIRIUSLY) CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS XD WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CAPTAIN MARVEL, GRANDMA? :O XD)

(AHHHHHH, ARE YOU BEING PAID TO DO THIS, GRANDMA? XD)

(YEEEOWW! WANT SOME STICKY TAPE FOR THAT? XD)

UMM, YES, THEY ARE, THEY’RE YOUR DISTANT RELATIVES XDD YOUR... VINETH COUSINS XD YES ;-; HE IS VERY SADDENED THAT HIS GOOD FRIEND RAY FORGOT HIM ;-; OH, NO, HE’S UNFRIENDING YOU ON PALMBOOK D: (I DON’T KNOW, RAY, HOW WOULD I KNOW HOE XD)

YESSSS, NOW ALL THE CATS WILL BE DROWNING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN > XD (NAH, HE ISN’T EVEN IMPORTANT ANYMORE AFTER THE FOURTH BOOK XD NONO, DON’T BE, THEY’RE ALL GREAT PEOPLE! LIKE THE JOKER, THANOS, VOLDEMORT, KRONOS, GAEA, NERO, THEY’RE ALL SO NICE! DD SHE’S LIKE A BLOCK THAT SHOULD GET ERASED WITH HALF OF THE POPULATION WITH BELIEVING IN HERSELF > XDD)

(NOPE, IT’S JUST MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE OF THE GREAT CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL THAT HAS MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY DD XD)

(I WOULD LIKE SOME FLEX TAPE, PLS, CHILD XDD)

AH, WELL, YOU LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY XD I'M SORRY, MICHAEL, YOU ARE A VERY HANDSOME CUCUMBER VINE, I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME (JUST TO CLARIFY, GRANDMA, YOU WERE MEANT TO TYPE "HOW", RIGHT? XD)

WELL AREN'T YOU JUST A RAY OF SUNSHINE XD (IT DOESN'T MEAN HE WASN'T THERE, HE WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND, CHILLING XD AND YOU'VE KNOWN THESE PEOPLE SINCE YOUR CHILDHOOD? WOW, THAT'S A LONG TIME XD WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SHE'S LIKE A BLOCK"? XD SHE'S GONNA SAVE THEM ALL, STOP HATING )

(WAIT, YOU'RE A GRANDMA, WHY DID YOU GO TO CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL? WOAH... HOLD ON. DO GRANDMAS HAVE PARENTS TOO? :O MIND BLOWN XD)

(YES, MA'AM, COMING RIGHT UP XD)

SHHHSHHHH MICHAEL’S VERY ANGRY AT YOU, YOU;D BETTER BOW DOWN AND REPENT TO SINS AND GO TO MICHAEL’S OR SOMETHING XD
(SHOOT— UMM NO ACTUALLY I UMM MEANT TO WRITE HOE, HOE XD HOES ARE GREAT, ESPECIALLY DIAMOND ONES, THAT CAME OUT WRONG DIDN’T IT)

AHHHH I SEE U THERE— A “RAY” OF SUNSHINE XDD BUT WHY YES, MY NICKNAME IN CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL WAS SUNSHINE GRANDMA XD (NONO HE WAS PROBABLY KILLED OFF-BOOK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO GRUMPY XD YEA EVER SINCE CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL, WHICH YOU SHOULD GO TO TO MEET MORE PPL LIKE THOSE D

SHE WAS LIKE A GRASSY DIRT BLOCK XD THE ONLY THING SHE’S GOING TO BE ABLE TO SAVE IS HER EGO AFTER HER DIGNITY WAS SHREDDED— WAIT THAT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE XD)

OFC, CHILD, GET AN EDUCATION IN CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL, YOU WOULD’VE LEARNED THIS STUFF XD HOW DID U THINK I BECAME A COMPETENT GRANDMA
(NO ACTUALLY I WAS AN ADOPTED GRANDMA, I ADOPTED MY CHILDREN TOO XD)

(RIGHT UP? IT’S BEEN 8 MONTHS XD)

I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER WHO MICHAEL IS TBH XD *scrolls up* OH APPARENTLY HE'S MY FRIEND AND HE'S A CUCUMBER VINE XD FINE, MICHAEL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGISE BY GIVING YOU THIS COCONUT! ^-^ (UM, YES, MAYBE A BIT XD YES, HOES ARE GREAT FOR PLANTING THINGS. PLANTING SEEDS. YEAH! THAT'S WHAT HOES ARE FOR. RIGHT, GRANDMA?)

SURPRISINGLY THAT PUN WASN'T ACTUALLY INTENTIONAL BUT GOOD JOB TO YOU FOR NOTICING IT XD "SUNSHINE GRANDMA", WOW, WHO GAVE YOU THAT NICKNAME? XD (WELL, GRANDMA, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! WHY WASN'T YOUR NICKNAME "GRUMPY GRANDMA"? IT'S MORE ACCURATE AND SOUNDS BETTER TOO XD

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ROAST, TBH, OR AT LEAST IT SOUNDS COOL XD BUT CAPTAIN MARVEL IS AWESOME I'M SORRY YOU'RE BLINDED BY YOUR LOVE FOR THANOS XD)

DO THEY TEACH YOU TO LOVE THANOS AND VOLDY IN CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL TOO? XD (OOH, EXCITING, SO WAS I ADOPTED BY YOUR CHILDREN AND THUS YOU BECAME MY GRANDMA? :O XD)

(OKAY, OKAY, KEEP YOUR HAIR ON! SORRY, BAD JOKE, I FORGOT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, GRANDMA XD)

DANG I THOUGHT I REPLIED, VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT

YES HOW COULD U FORGET MICHAEL ;-; XD HE’S ALLERGIC TO COCONUTS U MONSTER XDD (OOPS, WELL, ACTUALLY HOE KINDA FI— //slapped// SUUUUREEEE, KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT, PALMTREE XD ((Wait actually I just realized that can be taken a different way— oopdidoop XD)))

WOW. I HAD SO MUCH FAITH IN U ;-; XD THANK U, THEY GIVE THIS TRAINING AT CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL XD THANOS OFC XDD (wELL I WOULDN’T BE TYPING PA— pa... shoottheonlythingsicanthinkofareweirdones— patricia...? ANYWAY MOVING ON, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD NOT GONNA LIE XD DID U LEARN THAT FROM CHILD/GRANDCHILD SCHOOL??

IT’S OK, U CAN JUST CALL IT ALL LOOKS AND NO SUBSTANCE ;-; XD uMm eXCUSE ME THANOS IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR, HE HAS THAT BALD POWER XD

NOOOO? THEY WERE MY FRIENDS ;-; BUT THEY TAUGHT U TO LOVE EVERYONE D XD (UHHHH, HARD TO SAY, IDK ACTUALLY XDD)

(wOW WHAT A LOW BLOW ;-; I WOULDN’T BE TALKING, PALMTREE, WITH UR PALM HAIR XDD BUT AT LEAST BALD GUYS ARE VERY STRONG )