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Ohhhhhhh noooohhhh, little Ray, grandma cheesy has come in contact with an aging potion and she now can only eat soup T-T pls help this grandma or I won't give you cookies

Only soup? For the rest of your life?! That's a horrible fate to suffer! ;-; Anything, Grandma Cheesy, anything! How may I help?

IKR D: It’s not good soup either, Americans makes weird miso soup D:

Get me a potion from the fountain of cheeses D: Also help me write a rap song for To Kill A Mockingbird chapter 8

Woah, hmm, that doesn't sound too bad. I was thinking it was going to be some weird yucky vegetable soup xD

Okay, let's tackle these one at a time! Where is the fountain of cheeses?

WORSE, THEY ADD VEGETABLES INTO THE WEIRD MISO ;-; IT'S TERRIFYING

In chapter eight of To Kill A Mockingbird (nottryingtogetyoutodomyhomeworkformrcoughcough)

Oh no! I mean, OH NO! THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS! RIGHT!

Hmm, well, that's a difficult place to get to :/ (wait, for your homework do you actually have to write a rap song? xD)

THIS IS VERY SERIOUS D: MY DENTURES ARE FLYING AWAY BECAUSE OF THE WEIRD MISO ;-;

;-; (Yes, blame it on my teacher XD and we only had 2 days to write it ;-

THAT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT, GRANDMA! WAIT, WHAT FLAVOUR WERE YOUR DENTURES? (I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT I REMEMBER YOU AND LEO TALKING ABOUT FLAVOURS ALL THE TIME XD)

;-; (That sounds like a really tough assignment xD Did it go alright?)

IKR ;-; THEY WERE FLAVORED FLAVOUR (OOH, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z)

-;- (nO, MY CLASSMATES CAME UP WITH, LIKE, MOZART- LEVEL RAPS- OH WAIT, MOZART DIDN’T DO RAPS- WHATEVER- AND I’M JUST HERE LIKE: SCOUT IS A TEAPOT AND PUNCHED PEOPLE DUNNNNN DUN DUN ;-; )

FLAVOURED FLAVOUR, AH, OKAY, IS THAT A GOOD FLAVOUR? (AWW, BUT NEXT TIME IS AGES AWAY! ;-

T-T (WOW, BUT GRANDMA CHEESY, THAT'S SUCH A GOOD RAP! HOW DID YOU GET SO GOOD AT WRITING SONGS? ACTUALLY, CONSIDERING YOUR VERY OLD AGE, I SUPPOSE YOU'VE HAD A VERY LONG TIME TO LEARN THINGS LIKE THAT!)

IDK, YOU TELL ME XD (HEY, IT WAS ONLY A DAY XD WAIT, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN? OH, RIGHT, FLAVOUR, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU, SO IDK XD)

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) (IKR HOW DID I NOT GET AN A ON IT??? IT COMES WITH OLD AGE, ALSO, I DRANK UNICORN BLOOD BACK IN THE DAYS XD OML, I ACTUALLY DID NOT SEE THAT YOU SAID THE SAME THING XD)

GRANDMA, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH CENTURIES OF TASTING EXPERIENCE XD (OH, THAT'S VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU FOR THAT INVALUABLE PIECE OF INFORMATION! XD)

GRANDMA, THAT'S A HORRIBLE EMOJI XD (YEAH, YOU SHOULD SUE THE SCHOOL FOR NOT GIVING YOU THE TOP GRADE, GRANDMA! WAIT, YOU DRANK UNICORN BLOOD? WELL THAT EXPLAINS MANY THINGS XD ALSO, GRANDMA, WHY ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOOL? HOW MANY GRADES DID YOU GET HELD BACK? XD)

WELL, YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU’RE THIS OLD, YOU TEND TO MISPLACE SOME INFORMATION XD (THANK YOU! I KNOW XD YOU’RE WELCOME, YOUR GRANDMA IS ALWAYS HERE TO HELP FOR FLAVOUR QUESTIONS XD)

WOW, ROOD CHILD ;-; LET ME SEE YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER XDD (I ALREADY DID > OOPS, I LET IT LEAK ;-; VOLDY TOLD ME TO NOT TELL PEOPLE THAT ;-; XD NOOOOO IT DOESN’T, SHHHHHH, I JUST AGED REALLY SLOWLY XD IT’S GRANDMA SCHOOL XD I GOT ENROLLED A FEW YEARS BACK XD NON, I AM AS SMART AS A ROCK, SO I DON’T GET HELD BACK XD)

(STUPID 420 CHARACTERS LIMIT ;-; )

FAIR ENOUGH, GRANDMA, I CAN IMAGINE IT GETS DIFFICULT TO REMEMBER THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF MEMORIES XD (WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, GRANDMA? XD)

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! --> ~{^w^}~ (NICE JOB, I LIKE YOUR SAVAGENESS! GRANDMA, I'M NOT SURE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE LIFE LESSONS FROM VOLDY! :O XD SMART AS A ROCK? ISN'T THANOS BASICALLY A ROCK? XD)

(YEAH, SUE THE CHARACTER LIMIT, GRANDMA! >)

IT DOES D: I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT MICHAEL HAD FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY D: (IDK, WHAT WOULD YOU DO XD)

UMM, WHAT IS THAT (´･_･`) THE ATLANTIC OCEAN SEAWEED? XDD (THANKS! IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA I MEAN, HE GOT HIS SOUL SPLIT IN EIGHTHS AND HE STILL SURVIVED DD YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM HIM, LIL RAY o(︶︿︶)o XD)

(NONONO, THAT WOULD MEAN THAT I’M REALLY SMART, THEN, BUT THANOS IS SMARTER THAN ME, PLUS, HE’S A STONE, NOT A ROCK XD )

(I’VE GOT MY LAWYER BILLY ON THE PHONE)

HANG ON, WHO'S MICHAEL AGAIN? IS HE THAT PALMTREE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER DAY? (I DON'T KNOW, GRANDMA, WHAT WOULD I DO? XD)

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I DO SEE THE RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN IT AND SEAWEED XD (BUT, LIKE, THAT'S WHY HE SPLIT HIS SOUL IN THE FIRST PLACE XD THANOS IS ANNOYING AND HORRIBLE AND I HOPE CAPTAIN MARVEL PUTS HIM IN HIS PLACE XD)