QnA, Roast Me and Riddle Me!

[LaurenDmm300 v. 2.0]

I've wanted to do this for a long time so I'm doing it now!

Stuff you can do in this thread:

• Ask me anything
• Roast me (check Pixie's thread on this if you don't know what roasting is ._.)
• Ask me riddles

However, I will not answer questions about personal info (i.e. "What's your real name?"). Also please don't be too harsh on the roasts ._. And finally, please make sure the riddles can be solved by a 10-year-old, because I'm 10 and I want to be able to solve every riddle! xD

Also, no spamming please ._.

@ZikoGaming please don't sue me for copying your QnA thread.
@Pixel please don't sue me for copying your Roast Me thread. (Chu didn't copyright dat thead, RIGHT?!)

 

[LaurenDmm300 v. 2.0]

Chu might be wondering why I haven't tagged someone yet ._. It's coz I'm busy xD
@TheElinaLTU o.o MOM GET THE CAMERA I TAGGED SOMEONE!!! xD

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[KendraHawk]

I would ask you loads of questions but I'm lazy today xD

What's your favourite time of the day?

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[Avicii]

*googles "what to ask for a 10 year old* *copy pastes some questions*
Here chu go! :
1 Who's your best friend?

2 What do you want to be when you grow up?

3 What football team do you support?

4 If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

5 What are the five best things about being you?

6 What’s the funniest thing you've ever seen?

7 If you had three wishes, what would they be?

8 What are the best and worst things about mum and dad?

9 Can you name one thing that scares you?

10 What do you do when you’re scared to make it less scary?

11 What’s the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?

12 Would you rather give up TV, chocolate or friends?

13 Who are your three best role models?

14 Who’s the worst person in the world?

15 What does heaven look like?

16 How do you describe me to your friends?

17 What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?

18 What is the first thing you can remember?

19 If you could be anyone in the world for a day, who would it be and why?

20 If you could change one law, what would it be?

21 What’s the hardest thing about being a child?

22 If you could time-travel, where and when would you go?

23 Which five words describe you best – and which five words describe me best?

24 What’s the most amazing thing you’ve ever heard?

25 What are three things you've learnt today?

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[LaurenDmm300 v. 2.0]

I would ask you loads of wuestions but I'm lazy today xD

What's your favourite time of the day?

2 AM (if I'm awake xD) Don't question my answer ._.

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[DrollTheTroll]

A father and son were in their car for a road trip. They got in a car crash. The father died and the boy was badly injured. He need surgery but while in the hospital the doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son".
Who is the doctor?

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[Avicii]

A father and son were in their car for a road trip. They got in a car crash. The father died and the boy was badly injured. He need surgery but while in the hospital the doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son".
Who is the doctor?

Doctor's wife cheated on him. The other guy died, the doctor is real father.

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[DrollTheTroll]

Doctor's wife cheated on him.

You are..... Drum Role Plz......... Wrong

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[Avicii]

Doctor's wife cheated on him. The other guy died, the doctor is real father.

U chu didn't say it's could be she.
His mom lol.

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[DrollTheTroll]

U chu didn't say it's could be she.
His mom lol.

You are...... Drum Role Again Plz........ Correct

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[Avicii]

I'm waiting for the world when somebody will understand my jokes ._.

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[DrollTheTroll]

The person who makes it sells it.
The person who buys it doesn't use it.
The person who uses it doesn't know they are.
What is it?

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[Minespawn]

Your Real Face is THIS

Just For Fun!

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[Avicii]

The person who makes it sells it.
The person who buys it doesn't use it.
The person who uses it doesn't know they are.
What is it?

A coffin. ._.

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[DrollTheTroll]

Ready for the best you mama joke? Here it is.. Yo Mama is so fat that when she went out side with her yellow raincoat on People yelled, "Taxi."

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[DrollTheTroll]

A coffin. ._.

You to smart

Here is another

A farmer has 5 hay stacks in a field
He has 4 hay stacks in another field
If he combines them all in one field how many will he have in the field?

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[LaurenDmm300 v. 2.0]

*googles "what to ask for a 10 year old* *copy pastes some questions*
Here chu go! :
1 Who's your best friend?

2 What do you want to be when you grow up?

3 What football team do you support?

4 If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

5 What are the five best things about being you?

6 What’s the funniest thing you've ever seen?

7 If you had three wishes, what would they be?

8 What are the best and worst things about mum and dad?

9 Can you name one thing that scares you?

10 What do you do when you’re scared to make it less scary?

11 What’s the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?

12 Would you rather give up TV, chocolate or friends?

13 Who are your three best role models?

14 Who’s the worst person in the world?

15 What does heaven look like?

16 How do you describe me to your friends?

17 What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?

18 What is the first thing you can remember?

19 If you could be anyone in the world for a day, who would it be and why?

20 If you could change one law, what would it be?

21 What’s the hardest thing about being a child?

22 If you could time-travel, where and when would you go?

23 Which five words describe you best – and which five words describe me best?

24 What’s the most amazing thing you’ve ever heard?

25 What are three things you've learnt today?

1 -
Can I say no one? xD Nah jk, I got a bff. Her name's Heather.

2 -
Writer

3 -
I don't watch football ._. Nor does any of my amily members

4 -
Invisibility, coz then I can hide from my mom and don't go to school xD

5 -
idk, idk, idk, idk, and idk ._.

6 -
Hard question ._. UM.... Ray's face xD

7 -
First wish: Ray dies :3
Second wish: My friend, Ibrahim, dies :3
Third wish: Be my friend, whoever's granting me these wishes xD

8 -
Mum - so strict ._.
Dad - he always wants me to do my homework... T-T

9 -
Creepy photos. Somehow, I'm able to see at least one creepy photo every day :/

10 -
Sing PPAP xD Jk, I try to do something, but I just get more scared ._.

11 -
Lend me money xD
Jk, nicest thing a friend ever did for me is print out song lyrics for me

12 -
I already gave up TV in, like, May, or somewhere around there xD

13 -
My maid, my sister, and... I only have two ._.

14 -
My classmates ._. Except a few "special" people :3

15 -
It's a place where school doesn't exist.

16 -
Never once did but if I did, I'd describe you like this: "She's a human who lives on Planet Earth."

17 -
... @Ray_Palmer_Atom xD

18 -
Song Lyrics for "Closer" by The Chainsmokers

19 -
@Pixel , bcz I wanna see how being famous can feel like :3

20 -
I'd go way back to when Dinosaurs still lived so I don't have to got to school xD

21 -
Um, school ._.

22 -
Describe me: id— wait, didn't you already ask me this question? -.-
Describe you: awesome, amazing, nice, kind, cool

23 -
The hashtag, #RespectTheLikeButton

24 -
how to sing 1D's "Perfect", and that's it ._. xD

I missed a question didn't I? ._.

You to smart

Here is another

A farmer has 5 hay stacks in a field
He has 4 hay stacks in another field
If he combines them all in one field how many will he have in the field?

1 really big hay stack

Your Real Face is THISView attachment 9911
Just For Fun!

How did you know?! o.o #StalkerAlert xD

The person who makes it sells it.
The person who buys it doesn't use it.
The person who uses it doesn't know they are.
What is it?

A coffin ._.

A father and son were in their car for a road trip. They got in a car crash. The father died and the boy was badly injured. He need surgery but while in the hospital the doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son".
Who is the doctor?

The son's mother

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[Minespawn]

1 -
Can I say no one? xD Nah jk, I got a bff. Her name's Heather.

2 -
Writer

3 -
I don't watch football ._. Nor does any of my amily members

4 -
Invisibility, coz then I can hide from my mom and don't go to school xD

5 -
idk, idk, idk, idk, and idk ._.

6 -
Hard question ._. UM.... Ray's face xD

7 -
First wish: Ray dies :3
Second wish: My friend, Ibrahim, dies :3
Third wish: Be my friend, whoever's granting me these wishes xD

8 -
Mum - so strict ._.
Dad - he always wants me to do my homework... T-T

9 -
Creepy photos. Somehow, I'm able to see at least one creepy photo every day :/

10 -
Sing PPAP xD Jk, I try to do something, but I just get more scared ._.

11 -
Lend me money xD
Jk, nicest thing a friend ever did for me is print out song lyrics for me

12 -
I already gave up TV in, like, May, or somewhere around there xD

13 -
My maid, my sister, and... I only have two ._.

14 -
My classmates ._. Except a few "special" people :3

15 -
It's a place where school doesn't exist.

16 -
Never once did but if I did, I'd describe you like this: "She's a human who lives on Planet Earth."

17 -
... @Ray_Palmer_Atom xD

18 -
Song Lyrics for "Closer" by The Chainsmokers

19 -
@Pixel , bcz I wanna see how being famous can feel like :3

20 -
I'd go way back to when Dinosaurs still lived so I don't have to got to school xD

21 -
Um, school ._.

22 -
Describe me: id— wait, didn't you already ask me this question? -.-
Describe you: awesome, amazing, nice, kind, cool

23 -
The hashtag, #RespectTheLikeButton

24 -
how to sing 1D's "Perfect", and that's it ._. xD

I missed a question didn't I? ._.

1 really big hay stack

How did you know?! o.o #StalkerAlert xD

A coffin ._.

The son's mother

Yeah, I have a camouflage camera inside your room LOL

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[LaurenDmm300 v. 2.0]

Yeah, I have a camouflage camera inside your room LOL

o.o

Imma sleep in my mom's room starting today xD

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[GreenArrow]

Ok just let.meh get my book full of tips and tricks (riddles and jokes)

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