BananaMuffin
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ComplexSanta was walking his dog, Pancake, when suddenly pancake started barking. Santa had zoned out and didn’t see the masked person standing a few steps away until Pancake’s barks became more insistent. He looked up and saw the person, they were carrying a huge butcher knife. He let go of Pancake’s leash and she immediately ran away because she’s a coward and if she were a human and fought in the war she’d most certainly be a deserter. Anyway, Santa turned to run too but this person was fast. Really fast. He couldn’t out run them. He was caught and stabbed. 28 times.
^ bonus points if you know the reference.
Capitaine didn’t like mornings, so he decided to lie in. When he did finally get up and walk down to his kitchen he failed to notice the figure sitting on his sofa stroking a giant medieval looking sword. The figure stood up and headed into the kitchen. Capitaine heard the footsteps. He froze, then slowly he turned around. He saw the sword and knew what was coming. He pulled out his lightsaber and they had a giant sword/lightsaber fight in the kitchen. The figure had a lot of energy and looked like they could do this for hours, but Cap was starting to tire and his reflexes were slowing. The figure took advantage of that and yanked the lightsaber out of his hand with one swift move, the figure then plunged the sword deep into Capitaine’s chest and he collapsed to the floor. Defeated.
Killer was never found blah blah blah.
@ComplexSanta and @Capitaine64 are dead, they were both innocent.
Who did it?
@_MysticalMaegan_ 1
@jeonkie 3
@thorns
@sadlyinlove
@ShadowPlayZ_MC
@Itzlocket
@TheRealOne
@KSP
@sarcastic
@Pandeee
@AllyMac_
^ bonus points if you know the reference.
Capitaine didn’t like mornings, so he decided to lie in. When he did finally get up and walk down to his kitchen he failed to notice the figure sitting on his sofa stroking a giant medieval looking sword. The figure stood up and headed into the kitchen. Capitaine heard the footsteps. He froze, then slowly he turned around. He saw the sword and knew what was coming. He pulled out his lightsaber and they had a giant sword/lightsaber fight in the kitchen. The figure had a lot of energy and looked like they could do this for hours, but Cap was starting to tire and his reflexes were slowing. The figure took advantage of that and yanked the lightsaber out of his hand with one swift move, the figure then plunged the sword deep into Capitaine’s chest and he collapsed to the floor. Defeated.
Killer was never found blah blah blah.
@ComplexSanta and @Capitaine64 are dead, they were both innocent.
Who did it?
@_MysticalMaegan_ 1
@jeonkie 3
@thorns
@sadlyinlove
@ShadowPlayZ_MC
@Itzlocket
@TheRealOne
@KSP
@sarcastic
@Pandeee
@AllyMac_
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