Corrupt A Wish

[Steva177]

ok but youre really dumb because you didnt learn anything and only mcdonalds will hire you


i wish my back wasnt sore for no reason

Done, now you dont have a spine.

I wish that I have all A's in school

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[AllyMac_]

Done but the but they changed the grading system and now A's are F's

I wish I didn't have a headache today.

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[Steva177]

Done but the but they changed the trading system and now A's are F's

I wish I didn't have a headache today.

Done, now you have no head.

I wish to learn every book just by touching it

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[Nathaniel Goodson]

I wish to learn every book just by touching it

Your wish is granted, but the first book you touch is a copy of 50 Shades of Gray and you're scarred for life from naughty words and terrible writing.

I wish my AdBlock didn't stop my favorite YouTubers from getting ad revenue.

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[Steva177]

Your wish is granted, but the first book you touch is a copy of 50 Shades of Gray and you're scarred for life from naughty words and terrible writing.

I wish my AdBlock didn't stop my favorite YouTubers from getting ad revenue.

Done, AdBlock doesnt exist anymore and ads occur every 2 seconds

I wish I have a pet

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[NakedSurvivor109]

Done, AdBlock doesnt exist anymore and ads occur every 2 seconds

I wish I have a pet

Done but it was dead

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[Strel]

Done but it was dead

whats ur wish

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[NakedSurvivor109]

whats ur wish

Dang it

I wish I didn’t have a canker sore right now

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[Strel]

Dang it

I wish I didn’t have a canker sore right now

ok but now you have mouth cancer







i wish i already had my drivers license

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[NakedSurvivor109]

ok but now you have mouth cancer







i wish i already had my drivers license

HONEY FIRE FIRE WE NEED TO EVACUATE NOW

I wish money wasn’t a problem

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[Nathaniel Goodson]

i wish i already had my drivers license

Your wish is granted. You had your driver's license, but now you've lost it. Choose your words more carefully.

I wish money wasn’t a problem

Your wish is granted. Everyone reverts to a bartering system and people are buying clothes with bales of hay and chickens.

I wish politicians would discuss policies in good faith.

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[lucas1901]

Done, but it doesn’t last long


I wish my pinky heals

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[Strel]

Done, but it doesn’t last long


I wish my pinky heals

ok but your skin turns mustard yellow



i wish i didnt have homework next week during vacation

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[lucas1901]

ok but your skin turns mustard yellow



i wish i didnt have homework next week during vacation

Done, but your at school the whole time


I wish I was tall

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[AllyMac_]

Done, now you are freakishly tall and people gawk at you everywhere you go.


I wish I could have some Cheezits right now. ;(

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[Steva177]

Done, now you are freakishly tall and people gawk at you everywhere you go.


I wish I could have some Cheezits right now. ;(

Done, now you're a cheezit.

I wish to fly

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[AllyMac_]

Done, now you're a cheezit.

I wish to fly

Done but you have no control when you land.


I wish I had no school today. ;(

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[lucas1901]

Done but you have no control when you land.


I wish I had no school today. ;(

Done, but you have 6 hours of homework


I wish I had superpowers

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[Strel]

Done, but you have 6 hours of homework


I wish I had superpowers

ok you now have the power to turn into a can of tuna.



i wish i the air mattress didn't deflate while i was sleeping on it last weekend

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[lucas1901]

ok you now have the power to turn into a can of tuna.



i wish i the air mattress didn't deflate while i was sleeping on it last weekend

Done, but you don’t have one anymore



I wish I didn’t have a strict mother

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