FORUM GAME!!! HOW TO BECOME STAFF!! VERTX EXPOSED!! RANT AND DRAMA! IM HALF JESUS! IM WAFFLESTOMPING

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Omg thx it worked!!
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XxjwmcxX said:
So most of y’all have a crush but you might not know how to talk to your crush! JayTheCouncelor has some lines that y’all should use to make your crush LOVE you! Ive used these many times and all of them work! So y’all can thank me after when you have a new boyfriend or girlfriend :)

READ THEM ALL!1!1!1!1!

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~Your eyes glimmer in the moonlight~

~You smell as good as suave coconut conditioner~

~Your eyes tell me 1000 secrets~

~I’ll bring you McDonald’s whenever you’re hangry~

~You make me want to bite my lip~

~I’ll by you lots of clothes at the dollar tree~

~I bite my nails off and you make me want to bite my fingers off~

~You and I could be like Cardi B and Offset~

~My tongue fell off when I saw you~

~When I think of you my fingers start to tingle~

~I’ll put a leash on you so you never run away~

~My muscles are bigger than a Big Mack at McDonald’s~

~I often rip the clothes off my Barbie dolls when I think of you~

~Spider Man shoots webs out of his body and I shoot things out of my body also~

~I’m not a snack, I’m an appetizer~

~I don’t tryhard on BrokenLens, but I’ll tryhard on you~

~Whenever I see you, smoke comes out of my holes~

~I don’t enjoy riding horses, only donkeys~

~You make me sweat in all the right places~

~Do you like the word moist? Because I do~

~I’m more spicy than buffalo wings that have hot sauce on them~

~You make me want to get my party
pants~

~You make me waffle stomp really agressively~

~You make me want to buy a peach~

~I can speak Spanish if you want me to spice things up~

~I like my hot dogs without a bun~

~I’ll blow you up like North Korea will too the world~

~Size doesn’t matter too me besides your net worth~

~I’ll make you scream louder than you when you are getting chased by a angry ostrich~

~You can call me mr. flintstone because I’ll make your bed rock~

~I can make you bounce like a baby on a trampoline~

~I can hold a potato between my legs and that’s not the only thing I could~

~You make me run up to my bedroom and lock the door atleast 3 times a day~

~Riding a unicycle isn’t the only thing I like to ride~

~I’m on Santa’s nice list but you can make me hop on his naughty list~

~Water is wet and that’s not the only thing that’s wet~

~I’m not a fuzzy blanket, I’m a rock hard boulder~

~If you’ll be my banana, I’ll be your monkey~

~I’m growing a tree in my backyard and that’s not the only thing that’s growing~

~I’ve upgraded from bananas to eggplants~

~You can call me dong ding because I’ll make your dong ding~

~I like to play with toys and not the ones from ToysRUs~

~Call me spongebob because my holes are wide open~

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I’ve been in the car for like 9 hours and I’m going crazy! Hehe sorry for bad grammar I’m to lazy to reread

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Oof ty for those pickup lines
I'll be using them for my new crush ;)
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XxjwmcxX said:
So most of y’all have a crush but you might not know how to talk to your crush! JayTheCouncelor has some lines that y’all should use to make your crush LOVE you! Ive used these many times and all of them work! So y’all can thank me after when you have a new boyfriend or girlfriend :)

READ THEM ALL!1!1!1!1!

———————————-

~Your eyes glimmer in the moonlight~

~You smell as good as suave coconut conditioner~

~Your eyes tell me 1000 secrets~

~I’ll bring you McDonald’s whenever you’re hangry~

~You make me want to bite my lip~

~I’ll by you lots of clothes at the dollar tree~

~I bite my nails off and you make me want to bite my fingers off~

~You and I could be like Cardi B and Offset~

~My tongue fell off when I saw you~

~When I think of you my fingers start to tingle~

~I’ll put a leash on you so you never run away~

~My muscles are bigger than a Big Mack at McDonald’s~

~I often rip the clothes off my Barbie dolls when I think of you~

~Spider Man shoots webs out of his body and I shoot things out of my body also~

~I’m not a snack, I’m an appetizer~

~I don’t tryhard on BrokenLens, but I’ll tryhard on you~

~Whenever I see you, smoke comes out of my holes~

~I don’t enjoy riding horses, only donkeys~

~You make me sweat in all the right places~

~Do you like the word moist? Because I do~

~I’m more spicy than buffalo wings that have hot sauce on them~

~You make me want to get my party
pants~

~You make me waffle stomp really agressively~

~You make me want to buy a peach~

~I can speak Spanish if you want me to spice things up~

~I like my hot dogs without a bun~

~I’ll blow you up like North Korea will too the world~

~Size doesn’t matter too me besides your net worth~

~I’ll make you scream louder than you when you are getting chased by a angry ostrich~

~You can call me mr. flintstone because I’ll make your bed rock~

~I can make you bounce like a baby on a trampoline~

~I can hold a potato between my legs and that’s not the only thing I could~

~You make me run up to my bedroom and lock the door atleast 3 times a day~

~Riding a unicycle isn’t the only thing I like to ride~

~I’m on Santa’s nice list but you can make me hop on his naughty list~

~Water is wet and that’s not the only thing that’s wet~

~I’m not a fuzzy blanket, I’m a rock hard boulder~

~If you’ll be my banana, I’ll be your monkey~

~I’m growing a tree in my backyard and that’s not the only thing that’s growing~

~I’ve upgraded from bananas to eggplants~

~You can call me dong ding because I’ll make your dong ding~

~I like to play with toys and not the ones from ToysRUs~

~Call me spongebob because my holes are wide open~

———————————-

I’ve been in the car for like 9 hours and I’m going crazy! Hehe sorry for bad grammar I’m to lazy to reread

Why are my tags not working anger!!!
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This thread is perfection, oml. I came for the title and stayed for those beautiful pick up lines XD 10/10 I approve and would recommend.
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~Spider Man shoots webs out of his body and I shoot things out of my body also~
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Oh.. o-o
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