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At least I don’t have bags under my eyes.Ye I'm starving but at least I'm not on fire xd

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At least I don’t have bags under my eyes.Ye I'm starving but at least I'm not on fire xd

sAme so I'll just roast lechon hahahahahahwoaH idK hoW 2 roasT
uhhm ._.
No you don'tAt least I don’t have bags under my eyes.![]()
Did you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one?No you don't
You have luggages
}Your roast made my burnt steak rare againDid you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one?
{I don’t mean it!}
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?Your roast made my burnt steak rare again

Stop staring at your faceI love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?![]()
Stop talking to the mirror.Stop staring at your face

Yes it’s just u.is it just me or i dont get all theese damn roasts

Then who are YOU talking to?Stop talking to the mirror.![]()
Nice roast! It’s way better than ur life.Then who are YOU talking to?
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That's the number to the mental facility. You need serious help.

Thanks!Nice roast! It’s way better than ur life.![]()
Really u should see someone for help. Talking to yourself is creepy.Thanks!
Sorry that your life is worse than both my life AND roast

Wow can't even think of a new roast so instead copies mineReally u should see someone for help. Talking to yourself is creepy.![]()
Wow, you care about that. Stop being so obsessed with my comments.Wow can't even think of a new roast so instead copies mine
Nice job, dude

I'm obsessed??? How am I obsessed? I'm not stupid enough to not notice my OWN roast used on youWow, you care about that. Stop being so obsessed with my comments.![]()