Flirty puns xD

[lucas1901]

Ish mah thread

Stawp beiNg FliRttyyyyy >: )

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[kRiS]

Ish mah thread

O O F

S t i l l T h o

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[lucas1901]

O O F

S t i l l T h o

Just unwatch the thread lmao xD

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[Jewelz]

If you were a fruit you would be a cute-cumber :3

(I donut know if that was a pun or not, oh well)

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[Shive]

It's not puns, it's pickup lines lmao

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[Timeless~]

It's not puns, it's pickup lines lmao

That's what I thought lmao

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[mahtty]

roses are red
violets are blue
I’m drawing a heart
and it’s only for you

do you like meat?
- yes.
I like meat, you like meat.
- so?
We like each other.

(worst one)
Let’s go apple picking!
- sounds like funnn
*grabs her head* oh my GOD
- why are you doing this?
YOU’RE THE APPLE OF MY EYE



okbyeI’mdone

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[CinderPuppyEyes]

Are you a time traveller? cause I can see you in my future

Do you have an inhaler because you take my breath away

Someone call the police, you just stole my heart

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[PEEGBOIIII]

hmmm now i wanna die like I never died before

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[PEEGBOIIII]

It's not puns, it's pickup lines lmao

pickup lines - i, c, k, p, l, i, e = puns


qUiCk mAtHs xD

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[zzay]

Can I treat you like I treat my homework? Because I just want to slam you down on the table and do you all night LMAO

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[seacosmos]

Can I treat you like I treat my homework? Because I just want to slam you down on the table and do you all night LMAO

That reminds me,
"Are you my toe? 'Cause I bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"

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[zzay]

That reminds me,
"Are you my toe? 'Cause I bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"

lmaooo

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[Martehhh]

oh lmao

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[lucas1901]

xD

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[typi]

@Avicii you're the queen at this ;-; i'm s♥♥♥.
umm xD
is your dad a terrorist? because you're the bomb.
(i'm sorry, i will die now)
umm xD
are you a mirror? because i can see myself inside you. (;

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[Avicii]

@Avicii you're the queen at this ;-; i'm s***.
umm xD
is your dad a terrorist? because you're the bomb.
(i'm sorry, i will die now)
umm xD
are you a mirror? because i can see myself inside you. (;

I have absolutely no ideas .-.

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[lucas1901]

HMM maybe... r u a Rubika cube? Because u solved my heart


Idk I just saw a rubika cube

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[SpectacularGal]

noOOo

Spoiler: nu

Are you a human?



yes ok

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[Ripcord]

HMM maybe... r u a Rubika cube? Because u solved my heart


Idk I just saw a rubika cube

Rubika? I thought it was called Rubik's Cube...

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