Roast the people above you

[MarcusDaN00B]

Definition of a roast
tease in a good-natured way.

I know. Just wanted to make people feel bad for roasting people xD

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[Phoe]

I know. Just wanted to make people feel bad for roasting people xD

I have no morals so that won't work on me

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[MarcusDaN00B]

I have no morals so that won't work on me

Darn

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[Shive]

Darn

Your reaction when you found out you happened to be a mistake. That's why your profile pic depicts you alone.

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[MarcusDaN00B]

Your reaction when you found out you happened to be a mistake. That's why your profile pic depicts you alone.

Never thought of it like that before

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[Shive]

Never thought of it like that before

Of course you didn't. Your big brain doesn't count if 95% of it is your ego, and that's why you don't think straight

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[Shive]

Never thought of it like that before

I feel bad, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I was just joking, and I'm really sorry.

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[deleted_user_19610]

You could be if you actually learn

I WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST but I'm too young to do any complicated science stuff yet cri

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[Shive]

I WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST but I'm too young to do any complicated science stuff yet cri

I'm tempted to roast you, but I think I went a little too far already

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[FreeCrowns]

I'm tempted to roast you, but I think I went a little too far already

Shut up, ur ugly

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[deleted_user_19610]

I'm tempted to roast you, but I think I went a little too far already

Yeah and I'm tempted to think of a vivid way for you to die
It's so much fun

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[Shive]

Shut up, ur ugly

Excuse me? Why would you be the one to talk? That's why the camera cracks everytime a picture is being taken with you in it.

Btw, I'm not your mirror, I don't know who do you think you are.

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[FreeCrowns]

Yeah and I'm tempted to think of a vivid way for you to die
It's so much fun

Shut up, ur ugly

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[deleted_user_19610]

Shut up, ur ugly

That's a terrible roast

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[FreeCrowns]

Excuse me? Why would you be the one to talk? That's why the camera cracks everytime a picture is being taken with you in it.

Btw, I'm not your mirror, I don't know who do you think you are.

That's a terrible roast

Shut up, ur lonely

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[deleted_user_19610]

Shut up, ur lonely

I'm not actually
Irl I'm surrounded with people and on here I have plenty of friends

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[Strel]

Shut up, ur lonely

are you THAT bad at roasts that you repeat basically the same EXACT thing everytime or do you not have a brain

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[Shive]

Shut up, ur lonely

Thanks, I'm wondering why you don't have friends.

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[Phoe]

I'm not actually
Irl I'm surrounded with people and on here I have plenty of friends

Awww is your picture from the ugly ducklings brother?

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[Shive]

DISCLAIMER: My roasts are not to be taken personally. I was just joking and I do not mean what I say. I'm sorry if I do hurt your feelings

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