Why I Should be the President

[Shrew]

1) I'm a shrew.
2) I eat plants.
3) I kidnapped someone's child on June 13, 1997.
4) I'm a shrew.
5) I like climbing trees.

 

[Strel]

1) I'm a shrew.
2) I eat plants.
3) I kidnapped someone's child on June 13, 1997.
4) I'm a shrew.
5) I like climbing trees.

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but are you a mass murderer??

are you involved with a mexican drug cartel??

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[Red Crested Tree Rat]

I agree.

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[Kricketune]

I agree.

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[Shiny Bronzor]

I agree.

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[Dumbo]

I agree.

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[Jambette]

I agree.

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[VincentYTB]

i agree

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[Shrew]

but are you a mass murderer??

are you involved with a mexican drug cartel??

I am a wanted war criminal, so yes.

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[_PineappleDeath_]

I’d honestly vote

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[_xFury_]

1) I'm a shrew.
2) I eat plants.
3) I kidnapped someone's child on June 13, 1997.
4) I'm a shrew.
5) I like climbing trees.

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characteristics of a true leader

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[SpiXDemon]

I honestly don't know

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[Strel]

I am a wanted war criminal, so yes.

oh you should definitely be president then

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[contingencyy]

I am a wanted war criminal, so yes.

aight then you have my vote, keep committing war crimes

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[Zachh_]

1) I'm a shrew.
2) I eat plants.
3) I kidnapped someone's child on June 13, 1997.
4) I'm a shrew.
5) I like climbing trees.

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pretty suspicious but I agree lol

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[Samurai_770]

1) I'm a shrew.
2) I eat plants.
3) I kidnapped someone's child on June 13, 1997.
4) I'm a shrew.
5) I like climbing trees.

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Will you marry me my love? (i am a wolf)

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[SecretStash99]

I agree

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[Selp]

i agree, i feel like you'll be a better president than joe biden

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[Dexter_PE]

I do not like my wife to be a mouse

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[amqnda]

WHAT IS THIS

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