Welcome To Splatter

[deleted_user9271]

Hello, is this thing on?
Am I all alone?
Or is there a MOTHERFRICKEN 4920 leveled peRSON IN sPLATTER

Do you enjoy pvp games, but absolutely suck at actually getting kills?
Does it seem like the game should give you even more exp to balance the game out?
Hey there, I’m Benjy, you may have known me from my ridiculous stupid other Welcomes, and you bet your ♥♥♥ I got another. I’ve played splatter for... about 3 minutes now, so I’m basically a PRO. I mean I got a score of 130, and that’s a LOT.

Let me just in on a secret
(SPLATTER IS EASY)
And I know what you’re thinking, how come I can’t beat an actual GOOD person for best player? That’s because you’re not using the Golden Method.
You see, you just gotta run to the other side and paint it. You call it unbalanced, I call it the futureee. Basically that’s it, and you can always get best player.

Of course, with such an easy exp game, why does no one play it?
No, seriously, how

Introducing
The rusher
The rusher
The rusher
The skilled rusher
The noob rusher
The rusher

AND FINALLY
the rusher


Welcome To...
Thank You For The EXP

P.S
I know this was weak but what else do you get from a game not toxicinated and just full of noobs and rushers

Lava camping sucks

 

[TheManiac]

You must be a very great commentary person or some exposition dude

Splatter’s simplicity is so true xD Dont worry about your PvP skills

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[Laura_Aria]

I'm just not sure about the amount of EXP given on some games. On some games it should increase, on some games it should decrease. But not to the level where in a few minutes you level up a lot times.

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[simpp]

Wow

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