Splatter for Beginners

[Cyber45]

This is a script I was working on for explaining Splatter for a video (but then scrapped the video cause Videoshop won't let me), I thought it had some good humor here and there and I thought it would help out some of you as well. So if anything here agros you, sorry!

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So Splatoon had released a while back and... wait it's not called splatoon? Spl- Splatter? Who cares it's the same thing!

-Transition-

So "Splatter" was released onto the server not that long ago and it's finding very huge amounts of success and fair share of friendly gamers.

So anyway, here are a few tips, tricks and a few heads up for people who don't know anything about this new mini-game.

SO you are a player that can freaking turn into a squid... No, I am serious. You turn into a god dang squid. What is this Power Rangers? [Power Rangers Theme Plays] HEY!! TURN IT OFF!! [Theme Stops] Thank you.

So anyway you and you're team are against another team, like almost every other Team Based game I know. But basically its 4v4 instead of 6v6.

Anyway you can paint the town Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and Purple... wait it's not Green? It's not Purple either? Its... it's Lime and Magenta? WHO CARES IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING!! (LOL XD)

-Transition-

Ok so here are the tips you should know

1. Use the Machine Gun (Forgot what it is called), just spray it EVERYWHERE. I am not kidding just use it for something OMG.

2. Use the Blaster if you want to get rid of some large amounts of ink made from the other players, and only use it when you are tactical cause when ya miss... it's been nice knowing you.

3. Come up with a plan and be a team, cause if your a lone wolf killing people all willy nilly, then thank you for being useless.

4. The more you rush, the more you lag... unless you own the Windows 10 Version (#TheMoreYouKnow)

5. Spilt up to cover more ground, cause the more open you're team is, the more ink you have on the map

6. Use the jumper when you are falling to you're death. And then cry cause you're teammate is cornered. HEY LOOK, I DIED AGAIN [Evil Laughter] (Unless you know what you're doing)

7. Avoid the walls at all times, and I mean, don't get near them at all. Cause if you do, you may have a chance at plummeting into you're doom

-Transition-

So after all Vertx and his team really had pulled the White Rabbit from their Magic Hat and astonished all of us. Heck, even I didn't know this was possible. So if you are crying because Sky Wars is full of hackers and Quake is full of Try Hards, try this game out. You may really enjoy it.

-Outro-


So yeah, there was a little Behind The Scenes for you
And moderators (Or admins), if there is something off about this, please help me out cause I don't know these things very well LOL.

 

[LaurenDmm300]

This is a script I was working on for explaining Splatter for a video (but then scrapped the video cause Videoshop won't let me), I thought it had some good humor here and there and I thought it would help out some of you as well. So if anything here agros you, sorry!

() = Captions
[] = Audio

So Splatoon had released a while back and... wait it's not called splatoon? Spl- Splatter? Who cares it's the same thing!

-Transition-

So "Splatter" was released onto the server not that long ago and it's finding very huge amounts of success and fair share of friendly gamers.

So anyway, here are a few tips, tricks and a few heads up for people who don't know anything about this new mini-game.

SO you are a player that can freaking turn into a squid... No, I am serious. You turn into a god dang squid. What is this Power Rangers? [Power Rangers Theme Plays] HEY!! TURN IT OFF!! [Theme Stops] Thank you.

So anyway you and you're team are against another team, like almost every other Team Based game I know. But basically its 4v4 instead of 6v6.

Anyway you can paint the town Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and Purple... wait it's not Green? It's not Purple either? Its... it's Lime and Magenta? WHO CARES IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING!! (LOL XD)

-Transition-

Ok so here are the tips you should know

1. Use the Machine Gun (Forgot what it is called), just spray it EVERYWHERE. I am not kidding just use it for something OMG.

2. Use the Blaster if you want to get rid of some large amounts of ink made from the other players, and only use it when you are tactical cause when ya miss... it's been nice knowing you.

3. Come up with a plan and be a team, cause if your a lone wolf killing people all willy nilly, then thank you for being useless.

4. The more you rush, the more you lag... unless you own the Windows 10 Version (#TheMoreYouKnow)

5. Spilt up to cover more ground, cause the more open you're team is, the more ink you have on the map

6. Use the jumper when you are falling to you're death. And then cry cause you're teammate is cornered. HEY LOOK, I DIED AGAIN [Evil Laughter] (Unless you know what you're doing)

7. Avoid the walls at all times, and I mean, don't get near them at all. Cause if you do, you may have a chance at plummeting into you're doom

-Transition-

So after all Vertx and his team really had pulled the White Rabbit from their Magic Hat and astonished all of us. Heck, even I didn't know this was possible. So if you are crying because Sky Wars is full of hackers and Quake is full of Try Hards, try this game out. You may really enjoy it.

-Outro-


So yeah, there was a little Behind The Scenes for you
And moderators (Or admins), if there is something off about this, please help me out cause I don't know these things very well LOL.

I was lmao all the way through XDD
Nice tips and tricks though!

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[Cyber45]

I was lmao all the way through XDD
Nice tips and tricks though!

Yay! Laughter! I know comedy! XD
Thank you btw

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