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  1. Donald_Trump

    As horrible as Mexicans!

    As horrible as Mexicans!
  2. Donald_Trump

    Obviously, they get prosecuted.

    Obviously, they get prosecuted.
  3. Donald_Trump

    No.

    No.
  4. Donald_Trump

    Help us build the wall by donating one brick to the TrumpBuildsWall Foundation. Every brick counts!

    Help us build the wall by donating one brick to the TrumpBuildsWall Foundation. Every brick counts!
  5. Donald_Trump

    Uh, what about over 20 thousand people against you two? Still up for it? Because I'm pretty sure...

    Uh, what about over 20 thousand people against you two? Still up for it? Because I'm pretty sure that's the amount of supporters I have
  6. Donald_Trump

    Hillary would've had this place crumbling to pieces in less than a second! Also, Miss...

    Hillary would've had this place crumbling to pieces in less than a second! Also, Miss Strelitzia, I don't believe you were in the running to become president...
  7. Donald_Trump

    Thank you. Oh, well then, you'll get a lifetime supply of pocky's put in the mini fridge in your...

    Thank you. Oh, well then, you'll get a lifetime supply of pocky's put in the mini fridge in your office. Enjoy!
  8. Donald_Trump

    My followers will get you! Until next time...

    My followers will get you! Until next time...
  9. Donald_Trump

    Um, worshipping the Devil really isn't going to get you far, ... Miss? Sir? What gender are you?

    Um, worshipping the Devil really isn't going to get you far, ... Miss? Sir? What gender are you?
  10. Donald_Trump

    You'd be nowhere without my greatness.

    You'd be nowhere without my greatness.
  11. Donald_Trump

    I thought that was Arabic... Oh well, since you've started this war, I suppose I have no choice...

    I thought that was Arabic... Oh well, since you've started this war, I suppose I have no choice but to fight back. EN GUARDE!!
  12. Donald_Trump

    Well I'm sure my fellow followers will help me to continue my greatness!

    Well I'm sure my fellow followers will help me to continue my greatness!
  13. Donald_Trump

    Is that Arabic? Get out, door's that way! -> (Wait, Trump hates Muslims right? Please say yes...

    Is that Arabic? Get out, door's that way! -> (Wait, Trump hates Muslims right? Please say yes, if he doesn't, I'M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE ;-;)
  14. Donald_Trump

    But if there wasn't any president then America would be, well, catastrophic to say the least.

    But if there wasn't any president then America would be, well, catastrophic to say the least.
  15. Donald_Trump

    This is not a laughing matter, I must make sure to make America great again! And to do so I must...

    This is not a laughing matter, I must make sure to make America great again! And to do so I must destroy North Korea and the rest of those nasty people, also known as the rest of the world.
  16. Donald_Trump

    Well then, would you like Hillary to be president? I'm awfully sure she'd destroy this place...

    Well then, would you like Hillary to be president? I'm awfully sure she'd destroy this place quicker than you could say, "Bananas are awesome"!
  17. Donald_Trump

    Please donate one brick to the TrumpBuildsWall foundation to prove your loyalty! Every brick...

    Please donate one brick to the TrumpBuildsWall foundation to prove your loyalty! Every brick counts, you know?
  18. Donald_Trump

    Ah, thank you for your donation. All right! Deal set. Come to the white house tomorrow, you're...

    Ah, thank you for your donation. All right! Deal set. Come to the white house tomorrow, you're hired as my personal assistant, I assure you, you'll become rich within months! Now please, nuke those horrible places.
  19. Donald_Trump

    You have connections to NASA? Tell them to hurry up and find that new planet so I can destroy...

    You have connections to NASA? Tell them to hurry up and find that new planet so I can destroy it, hah!
  20. Donald_Trump

    Oh, you joined the army and are going to help us destroy the world? Much appreciated, good sir!

    Oh, you joined the army and are going to help us destroy the world? Much appreciated, good sir!
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