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Your wish is granted. You had your driver's license, but now you've lost it. Choose your words more carefully. Your wish is granted. Everyone reverts to a bartering system and people are buying clothes with bales of hay and chickens. I wish politicians would discuss policies in good faith.

Your wish is granted, but the first book you touch is a copy of 50 Shades of Gray and you're scarred for life from naughty words and terrible writing. I wish my AdBlock didn't stop my favorite YouTubers from getting ad revenue.

I wish @NakedSurvivor109 would remember to wish for something after granting wishes from now on.

Your wish is granted, but you no longer dream of outer space and they still laugh in your face, saying "Wake up, you need to make money". I wish I knew how to do my accounting homework.

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No one really granted this wish, sooo... Your wish is granted. You crash the market and the card becomes useless. Everyone goes back to trading with chickens and hand-made jewelry. Speaking of chicken... I wish I knew why everything tastes like chicken.

Cyanide isn't food, either. Their food is now healthy, but the cyanide isn't. :P Your wish is granted, but half of summer break gets cut off to make up for the school days you've lost. I wish I weren't so lazy.

Your wish is granted. You live in Antarctica, where it rarely snows but it's too cold for the snow of past years to melt. I wish Trump would realize that global warming is a real problem.

Your wish is granted. You now have AIDS. I wish I had food.

Your wish is granted. You are now the president of a major cooperation and are really stressed. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Are planets cats?

Is the Earth a cat?

It's a thing some people have to do every year to get scholarship money for college.

Sorry, what was that? The text seems to be... corrupted. :p I wish filing for FAFSA wasn't so aggravating.

Why not shorten the name even more and call it a Fart Comp?

I did it. ... Oh, you meant the finger on the same hand as you're doing it with?

What happened to District 13?

Your wish is granted, but now you actually want to. I wish I could motivate myself to do my school work.