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"Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?

Really? And, um, how long have you been training to be a prat?

"Well you know, Will, your magic has been kinda 50-50 recently." "Oh yeah? Well so's your face!"

No comeback? >:D

I'll forgive the lack of accuracy in your estimation of my height, it must be hard to judge physical sizes when your eyes are so close to the ground, I'd imagine pretty much everything is higher up than you

"Realised the error of his ways and chosen to fulfil his true destiny and become active on the forums again, he has!"

Not just eye injuries but any injuries in general - I spend most of my time putting on armour to avoid being squashed by your huge ego

I guess it's time for you to get posting! xD

*sigh* Fine I'll say it GEEEEENERAL KENOBIIIII!

Wait, why did you have to change your email address for your forums account in the first place? Surely your account already had an email saved from before and you could just log back in like usual?

"After all this time?" "Always." You love a good Harry Potter reference :D

I think you meant "what HE said" but apart from that it makes sense xD

xD He has realised the error of his ways and chosen to fulfil his true destiny and become active on the forums again!

More like my feet hurt from having to run upstairs and grab a blindfold all the time so that I don't have the displeasure of glancing at your face accidentally

They are! Are you sure you're looking in the right place? It should be underneath "location" or something xD

Thank you!!

Yeah, I hope the driving gets easier and less stressful as time goes on, hopefully you'll come to enjoy it one day ^^

I'm sorry I didn't have the intelligence or motor coordination to do that when I was 0 days old xD