Ok I rephrased it into Minecraft language
"imma go to the wooden house near the ravine"
*leaves bed*
"ok"
"why is it so dark"
"because theres no torches"
"oh"
*phantom sweeps through the window*
"ew" *slaps, gets phantom membrane
"now wtf do i do with this"
*5 zombies enter, all zombies get...