Woah I’ve never heard of that disease, you poor poor thing of course I will vote for you!!
Yes vote lots and lots of times, together we can save the banana ducks and prevent the egg-xtinction of such a unique and wonderful species!!
That was so emotional I cried ;( well us banana ducks are from the country of Africa and born with a deadly cognitive disease that reduces our intelligence and unfortunately we only have 90 years to live and as you know banana duck populations are on the duckline so please vote for us!! One vote...
Everyone always thinks I’m the younger sibling because I’m the shortest and skinniest :,(
SAME BUT CLOTHES ARE SO EXPENSIVE so I just suffer the extra small adult sized clothing that’s a little too big and the extra large kids clothing that’s a little too small!
YES I DOOOO I have like a bajillion cousins and I’m the second youngest female cousin so literally 99% of my clothing is all hand-me-downs!! And one of them are twins so I have like two identical pairs of everything!
OMG SOMEONE GOT ME THAT FOR CHRISTMAS I used to wear it during online classes in the winter bc it was super cold in my room!
Luckyyyy I’m the oldest so no one to steal clothes from :,((
Lesson 1: Hiding in the bushes will automatically make you invisible to the eye and no one will ever ever find you!! If there are no bushes around, hide in a tree, just make sure not to fall off!
help I’m trying to type a personal essay about an experience where you learned a valuable lesson but I couldn’t think of anything so I made a story up but now that I’m rereading it it’s totally cheesy and embarrassing but it’s due in a few hours and it’s too late to change it!
or maybe I will...
WHAT that is so strange and also seems pretty sexist!!
IKR SAME I had two friends but they were like besties so they always partnered and the teacher put me with this guy that always made inappropriate jokes while we did partner stretches it was torture!!
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