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YES

#relatable tho

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Dear John, I would like to end these letters here. Steve and I have decided to run away for we are madly in love. Frankly, the jealous type like yourself belong in Davy Jones' Locker. Good luck getting out of that out, matey! Best regards, Your Ex Lover

bruh ur google translate is drunk again

Sin embargo la familia era una familia de vacas.

My dear, I have developed strong feelings for Steve. Please consider forming a threesome with him and I. It is not complete without your droopy thangs.

Greetings, oh my beloved, traveler! The nights are long and dark without your presence here. It feels like an eternity, and an eternity I want no part in, without you in it. For I am counting the days on my calendar and long to see your beautiful sight. (udders) You're in my thoughts, Mel xo...

Ahoy Matey! (John) Do not worry, for I am sending you some bright hugs! Although, Steve is incredibly sexy, you my dear are the true treasure <3 My heart aches and longs for your return! Stay safe, Your Prized Possession (Mel) (On)

exactly!!

walnut has cavities for sure

yes i agree ty for sharing and giving me an eargasm!!

i hope you choke on my feathers

you are crying because you murdered your family. DO NOT play victim here

walnut el und is the main coarse meal asf !!!

wow walnutelund yOu aRe sO eDgY fOr wRitInG lIkE tHiS

My Dearest Walnut El Und (John), It is moosic to my ears hearing that all is well. I miss you so very much, however I know how much you like roleplaying as a pirate. You are out there looking for that buried treasure, but little do you know, you are the treasure that rests in my heart. (Don't...