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I don't know. xD

But they're coot

Awww lucky

Then that one old lady tells you to put sunblock on her back and your fingers get caught within the slimey wrinkles. Then you realize that one old guy in a speedo playing a kazoo is her husband.

I guess xD And then there's the extremely sharp rocks hidden in the sand that hurt like fudge when you step on them

*gasp* OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A STATUS OMFG *mind blown*

And then you step on a freaking sea urchin and the spines go all thr way through to the top of your foot.

And you pick up a pretty shell but there's actually a hermit crab in there and your hand gets pinched. @Sheldorium

Plus the crabs that stare at you with beady eyes. Then they pinch the shiz out of your foot and you can't kick them for revenge, because the vegans will go insane. The crab just stares at you with laughing eyes and walks away.

Seagulls are ok... it's just whenever I'm eating french fries on a boat the SWARM us untill we feed them. Driving away won't work because they just fly after us. Then they poo all over the boat like lil nipplesacks

Ikr SWANS TOO One time, I went paddleboating with my dad and these bully swans kept pecking our boat and trying to bite my foot -.-

LMAO I thought I was the only one that got hissed at xD

Then that means... ERIN IS A GOOSE! #exposed

._. BAD DUCKY

You're paying for those sunglasses to cover my black eye! And I want the Raybans, too.

Heyyy that was rude!