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YAYYYY BEST SHIP

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*comes back fluffy, THERE WE GO IM BACN AS STRELS PET LLAMA, yaaayyyy

We all know llamas are better.

*throws you up in the air high and midair chokeslams you through a table

*goes for a shower

WHAT NO I DONT TRUDT HIM SHAVING ME IM NOT A SHEEP

HES THREATENING TO FART ON MY FACE BECAUSE HE THINKS I HAVE A CRUSH TOO AND TO BUZZ OFF, I NEED HELP STREL PLZ

Anyway, who shaved me?

Oy, that’s an insult xD

It’s not a drink. *backs off* STREL PLZ HELP I WANT U HERE NOW, IM ABOUT TO DIE DONT LET HIM KILM YOUR POOR LITTLE LLAMA

You blank fossil

It’s not a crush, it’s a pet, PLZ HELP ME STREL I NEED U

You stone.

@Strelitzia HELP ME PLZ I DONT WANNA BE HURT, I DEFEND U FROM SHIPS, IM UR PET PLZ HELP MEH

My llama heart is in one piece, just xrayed myself

You rock.

*Llama eyes turn to glowing red eyes. STOP DA SHIPS IM DEFENDING HER THID IS SUSPICIOUS IM HAVING A BREAKDOWN, I CANNOT BE CONTAINED, ONLY ONE PERSON KNOWS HOW TO TAME ME AND THATS MY OWNER. Jeiebsheiei xD

Aye, why you assume, maybe your right maybe your wrong, but uhhhh, I’m just her pet, *backs away “Not involved in this *goes further back “Not heartbroken *disappears