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  1. Santa Claus

    No he won't. My sexy hot six pacs elves will knock the daylight out of his butt

    No he won't. My sexy hot six pacs elves will knock the daylight out of his butt
  2. Santa Claus

    You swear too much and that glasses, ARE YOU GRINCH?

    You swear too much and that glasses, ARE YOU GRINCH?
  3. Santa Claus

    Coal is what you're getting deal with it johnny boy

    Coal is what you're getting deal with it johnny boy
  4. Santa Claus

    merry christmas :) +qotd

    Don't you forget that it was all Santa's magic!
  5. Santa Claus

    Naughty ugly boy. You're certainly getting coal

    Naughty ugly boy. You're certainly getting coal
  6. Santa Claus

    Well. Drive off to a cliff and? VOALA THERES YOUR PRESENT

    Well. Drive off to a cliff and? VOALA THERES YOUR PRESENT
  7. Santa Claus

    Santa has a heart too...... BRING IN THE FOLLOWINGS CHILDREN

    Santa has a heart too...... BRING IN THE FOLLOWINGS CHILDREN
  8. Santa Claus

    /ping

    Marry Christmas
  9. Santa Claus

    What if you fall and break your nose?

    What if you fall and break your nose?
  10. Santa Claus

    Oh well you failed MISERABLY. I am certainly not verified girl ho ho ho ho!

    Oh well you failed MISERABLY. I am certainly not verified girl ho ho ho ho!
  11. Santa Claus

    Ho ho ho

    Ho ho ho
  12. Santa Claus

    *cough*who*cough* NOPE IM THE ONE AND ONLY SANTA CLAUS

    *cough*who*cough* NOPE IM THE ONE AND ONLY SANTA CLAUS
  13. Santa Claus

    No I’m not. I’m the one and only SANTA CLAUS HO HO HO HO

    No I’m not. I’m the one and only SANTA CLAUS HO HO HO HO
  14. Santa Claus

    But you asked for it. :(

    But you asked for it. :(
  15. Santa Claus

    I ain’t that moneyed kid. You’re getting a tricycle instead

    I ain’t that moneyed kid. You’re getting a tricycle instead
  16. Santa Claus

    That’s wrong. Stop giving out wrong information. You’re getting coal! >:( You need 160...

    That’s wrong. Stop giving out wrong information. You’re getting coal! >:( You need 160 messages overall to become a notable member
  17. Santa Claus

    UPDATE= *previous previous previous status

    UPDATE= *previous previous previous status
  18. Santa Claus

    No child that’s wrong! I’ll be praying for you

    No child that’s wrong! I’ll be praying for you
  19. Santa Claus

    Sorry kid I do not speak gibberish. Ho ho ho ho! Translate that for me please :p

    Sorry kid I do not speak gibberish. Ho ho ho ho! Translate that for me please :p
  20. Santa Claus

    Hmmmmmm.... According to your previous status, it seems like you really like porn. So no...

    Hmmmmmm.... According to your previous status, it seems like you really like porn. So no, you’re in the naughty list
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