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Seagulls are ok... it's just whenever I'm eating french fries on a boat the SWARM us untill we feed them. Driving away won't work because they just fly after us. Then they poo all over the boat like lil nipplesacks

Ikr that's one reason why I hate the sea side

Plus the crabs that stare at you with beady eyes.
Then they pinch the shiz out of your foot and you can't kick them for revenge, because the vegans will go insane.
The crab just stares at you with laughing eyes and walks away.

And the jelly fish who take over the beach at certain times of the year ;-;

And you pick up a pretty shell but there's actually a hermit crab in there and your hand gets pinched.

@Sheldorium

AND THE SAND WORMS I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THEY GROSS ME OUT SO MUCH
EVEN THO THEY'RE ONLY SAND

And then you step on a freaking sea urchin and the spines go all thr way through to the top of your foot.

Are we just finding ways to hate the beach? xD

I guess xD
And then there's the extremely sharp rocks hidden in the sand that hurt like fudge when you step on them

And when u kick someone's sand castle over the person's mother comes and tells you off in front of your own mum...














































Just me? Ok

Then that one old lady tells you to put sunblock on her back and your fingers get caught within the slimey wrinkles.

Then you realize that one old guy in a speedo playing a kazoo is her husband.

Then your mum is told to watch a baby seal by the beach watch guy

Awww lucky

Ikr there really slow getting back into the water so we were there for ages

But they're coot

Yeah ik

wth happend to this conversation? xD

I don't know. xD

I dont have time to read that all and I think I dont even have to.Its already too confusing xD

I read up to the crabs and just had to stop. Because really? I've never been pinched by a crab. Really you're only gonna get pinched if you pick it up :/ or if it's a swampy, but... that's not just a CRAB, it's a SWAMPY :I Regular little crabs tend to run when people come near them... WTH kind of crabs are there where you live? Here the crabs know to avoid the big scary creatures that carry cups and torches