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Did your granny say listen to your heart,
Be who you are on the insideeee?
I need three words to tear her argument apart-
YOUR GRANNY LIED!
I'd rather be...

SHINE-AY!
LIKE A TREASURE FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE WRECK
Scrub the deck, and make it look
SHINE-AY!
I WILL SPARKLE LIKE A WEALTHY WOMAN'S NECK

Just a sec, don't ya know,
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb,
They chase anything that glitters... Beginners!
And here they come, come, come,
To the brightest thing that glitters!
FISH DINNERS!!!

(That's my favorite line XD)

(Mine is 'you will DIE DIE DIE!' XD)

I just love free food
And you look like seafood-

(Yea, that part is pretty funny too XD)

Maui:
Hey! Crab cake!
I'm back, muah,
IT'S MAUI TIME!
*Tamatoa crab gasps*

Maui: CHEEEE-HOOO [shifts into a fish instead of a hawk, then a bunch of animals and Sven]

Well, well, well...
Little Maui's having trouble with his hook
You little semi-demi-mini-god (*cough*feel like Rick should reference that at some point*cough*)
Ouch, what a terrible performance
Get the hook - get it?
You don't swing it like yo used to, man

(YES, HE DEFINITELY SHOULD XD)

And yet I have to give you credit for my start...
And your tattoos on the outside!
For just like you, I made myself a work of art!
I'll never hide! I can't, I'm too SHINYYY

WATCH ME DAZZLE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
Strut my stuff, my stuff is too
SHINE-AY!
SEND YOUR ARMIES BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE ENOUGH
MY SHELL'S TOO TOUGH
Maui man
You could TRY TRY TRY
BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT A DE-MI-GOD,
TO BEAT A DE-CA-POD - look it up!
You will DIE DIE DIE!
No it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart