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Nah, he was next to you. He told me that right before he bled to death xD
-.- Fine. But next time you have to explain to Billy. Wait, turtles celebrate halloween? xD
Sorry, Rock. But how do you know (s)he is a borl or a birl? Rock might be a goy or a gir, right? xD

Ohh, okay! Why don't you buy it and then sell it for a profit? xD

So he is a stalker! XD I'm in my room right now, so he couldn't possibly be next to me unless if he's a stalker XD RIP XD
YES XD IT'S TURTLEWEEN XD I CELEBRATED IT WHEN I WAS A TURTLE XD WAIT, WHAT? XD
Nahhhh, Rock's most definitely a borl or a birl, it told me that itself XD

Good point, but I'm broke, so XD

Whoops. He conveniently left that part out... I think he was just mesmerised by your fabulous hair flip xD
Woah! Sounds pretty cool. What was it like being a turtle?? xD
Okay, so borls and birls are referred to as "it"? xD Also, can you pass a message to Rock? xD

Oh well. At least that unicorn can spend a little longer in a sandwich ._. xD

;3 I KNEW MY FAB HAIR FLIP WAS MESMERISING XD BUT MR. CAT IS STILL STALKER CONFIRMED XD
It was slow XD I lost a race against my friend Joey ;-; But the shell house was cool XD
YEP XD That depends what the message is XD

I'm hoping Voldemort doesn't get that sandwich ;-; XD

xD Maybe he just wanted to be your friend? ;-; But nope, you had to go and assume he was just stalking you! -.-
"It was slow" sounds like what all turtles' biographies should be called xD What kind of animal was Joey? Also, are turtles even slow, or is that just tortoises? xD
Okie, can you ask it how old it is? xD

:O Good point... Maybe someone should buy it just in case he decides to ._. xD

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY XD
"It was very, very, slow, Turtle Larry's feet dragged him forward-" that was boring XD Joey was an orange... XD Yup, turtles are slow too, MIND BLOWN, AMIRIGHT? XD
Okayyyyy, Rock said that it's 789 years old XD

DO CHUUU HAVE ENOUGH MOONEY, I MEAN MONEY, TO BUT IT? XD OR DO CHU JUST HAVE PALM LEAVES? XD

They all? Who all? xD
Aww, that sounds pretty interesting actually. Did you write Larry's biography? xD An orange, right... well, he must've been a very fast one xD Totally blown I guess you should know, since you used to be a turtle xD
Rock must be quite slow and grumpy if it's that old xD

xD Nope, I don't have any money. Oh wait! There are some sand dollars on the sand next to me if those will do xD

EVERYONE ALL XD
Nah XD I just found a turtle quote XD HE WAS SUPER FAST, LIKE A ROCKET, I BET THAT HE CHEATED IN THE RACE XD :O Yup! XD
Ohhh, yeaaaaa, and he's quite nasty if chu step on its lawn ._. XD

Hmmmm... *pays in sand dollars*
They told me to go away ;-; XD

Exactly how many stalkers do you have? xD
Ohh, okay. Well Larry has a good biography writer, I must say xD :O #JoeyExposed He probably used speed hacks ;-; xD
"He"? Woah, does Rock bite you for calling him a he? xD And how does it own a lawn? xD

Unlucky ._. Welp, maybe @Strelitzia could lend some money? :D :D

heres $100000
i stole dem frm benjy

Hooray! Thanks a bunch xD I'll let Cheesy ask the shop owner for the unicorn, since I doubt I can hair flip as well as her

Uhhh... Let me count... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... Too many I can't keep track XD
Yep XD Larry's biography writer is called Turtlei :O XD :OOO I KNEW IT! I MEAN, WHICH ORANGE TURNS INTO A RACE CAR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RACE? ;-; XD
OOPS XD Rock hit meh ;-; XD He payed for it in dirt XDD

:O YE XD BUT U CAN PALM-FLIP XD ANYWAYYY, I SASSIED HAIR FLIPPED THE OWNER TO GIVE US A DISCOUNT XD

SOOOOO... WHO WANTS TO KEEP THE DEAD UNICORN SANDWICH? XD

ray

You're a very popular pikachu xD
Cool! Is Turtlei related to Larry? xD Oh, well that's not on! You should've showed him how to properly win a race! xD
xD Dirt for dirt and grass, that sounds like a fair trade xD

I think the one who bought it should get to keep it. Or you can split it in half and share it xD

NAHHHH XD Only in games XDD
Maybeeeee, I never asked... it before XD But in my turtle form, it'll take foreverrrrr XD Not to mention that I'll probably stop to rest like the hare XDD
YUP XD AND SUNFLOWERS TOO XD

Nahhh, I think Strel should keep it XD She was the one that introduced the unicorn sandwich >:3 XD

*summons demon* here. have dis dead unicorn sandwich

*waves arms around* OHMIGOODNESS, WHAT? XD WHYYYY WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO... HIM? XD

*sacrifices ray*

Woah :O

Ray, can I keep your palm leaves if chu get sacrificed? ;-; XD