HEY! WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS THAT PULLED UP THE SKY
WHEN YOU WERE WADDLING YAY HIGH, THIS GUY!
WHEN THE NIGHTS GOT COLD, WHO STOLE YOU FIRE
FROM DOWN BELOW, YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM, YO!
OH ALSO I LASSOED THE SUN (YOU'RE WELCOME)
TO STRETCH OUT YOUR DAYS AND BRING YOU FUN
ALSO I HARNESSED THE BREEZE (YOU'RE WELCOME)
TO FILL YOUR SAILS AND SHAKE YOUR TREES
SO WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME?
FOR THE ISLANDS I PULLED FROM THE SEA
THERE'S NO NEED TO PRAY, IT'S OK, YOU'RE WELCOME!
HA, I GUESS IT'S JUST MY WAY OF BEING ME!
(YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU'RE WELCOME)
Well, come to think of it...
KID, HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON
I COULD EXPLAIN EVERY NATRAL PHENOMENON
THE TIDES, THE GRASS, THE GROUND
OH THAT WAS MAUI JUST MESSING AROUND
I KILLED AN EEL, BURIED ITS GUTS
SPROUTED A TREE NOW YOU GOT COCONUTS!
WHAT'S THE LESSON, WHAT IS THE TAKEAWAY?
DON'T MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HE'S ON THE BREAKAWAY!
(I normally hate rap, with three exceptions. This is one)
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...Sorry I was just listening to that song XD