xD
Ok Steva I Googled for jokes:
"Two toothpicks are waiting at the traffic light when a hedgehog comes by. They look at him silently and then one toothpick says to the other, "Huh, so there's even buses...""
Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."
Teacher: Any questions?
Kid:*raises hand* teacher how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
T:its impossible!
K:You just open the door and put it in. How do you put a monkey in a fridge?
T:You open the door and put it in )))
K:No.You have to carry the elephant out first before letting the monkey in.
K:It was the lion's birthday today.Did all the animals attend?
T:Of course! Its an important event!
K:Wrong again Ma'am.The monkey was still in the fridge.U have to cross a swamp with crocs in it and you only have a boat.
T:I find another way to cross it.
K:Nope.Just sail your boat to the other side.The crocs are in the lion's b day
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