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Awwww, who knew Mr Awkwardness loved the springtime? What if when you're old, you become a palmtree hoader instead of a cat lady?! :O XD Anyways, life is going great for me - so relaxing

Fine, I'll consider collecting plastic palmtrees in the far, far future xD Cooool. School holidays?

YESHHHHH!! Thanks for making my dreams come true! You must be a magical palmtree princess Yep, it's the school holidays! Yay! And it's nearly Easter! Yay, chocolate! XD

Just an ordinary plastic palmtree, actually B) Hooray!! There is an Easter Palmtree that brings chocolate to all the palmtrees around the world. Do you have an Easter Human who does the same?

Yeah... "Ordinary" *cough* not *cough* :O Ooooooh~ So cool!! Who is this Easter Palmtree? What does he wear? (Okay, that was random but still XD). No...but we do have an Easter Bunny that does the same thing, more or less.

In what way am I not ordinary? I don't know what he looks like or what he wears xD I'll get a chance to see him at Easter

You're not a jerk like most people I know ._. Which is a good thing ^-^ But, you are bad at comebacks, swimming in awkwardness and, drumroll... silly

Yeah yeah, we all know you have posters of him stuck across your bedroom walls ;D

I pride myself on my awkwardness (thus I have a lot of pride xD)

That's true. He is my one and only true king, and my grand senpai. I want to be exactly like him when I grow up ^w^

Wow, and smart too. Are you real? *pokes*

Awwww, that's so adorable XD I'm sure you'll be just as great as the Easter Palmtree...y'know, if he existed

Kinda. I am made of plastic after all

Thanks! Wait, wut? What do you mean, "if he existed"? Of course he exists, I've seen him

Ooooh, yeah, that would make sense!

Heh, looks like you're not as smart as I credited you for. You just contradicted yourself. How can you see someone but not see what they wear unless...Ray...were you in the bathroom? -.-

Yep, talking plastic palmtrees make sense

Umm, no? I was in my room... asleep. I, umm... meant that I saw him in my dream. You know, because he's my king and senpai and all that, I dream about him visiting a lot. And... it was dark in the dream, so I couldn't see what colour his clothes were :/

Yep! (Don't question logic 8) )

How...stalker-like. What happens in those dreams then? What does he do when he visits? ;D Uhuh, Ray...is there something you're not telling me?

I've learnt my lesson with questioning things, don't worry ^-^

Uh... technically, he enters MY dream, I never tell him to come, so I'm not actually stalking him. What does he do? Well... usually-- wait, are you sure you want to know? ._.

Sounds... interesting. You'll have to tell me how you learnt that lesson another time

Buuuuut, if he enters your dream, doesn't that mean you wanted him to visit in the first place? Yeshhhh, give me details on what he does, Palmtree

Sounds like a plan

Hmm... yeah, maybe it does .-. Well, when I'm bored, I sometimes write poems... and I might have just written a couple of poems - make that a couple of dozen actually - about him. And in my dreams, I read them to him, and he says he's very proud of me for being his #1 fan! Ah! Such a great guy. So nice. Do you see why he's my senpai now?

Awwww, sounds like he has a not-so secret admirer ;3 He must love your poems a lot. Do you have one that I can see? I wanna judge for myself.

Yep, I see, he's your senpai because he's the complete opposite of you! jk, it's because you're very similar and you dream to be an even better person!

He does love them! At least in my dreams xD Umm... let's see.

Oh, you're my senpai!
Oh, you are a great palmtree!
Oh, you're my senpai!

^^ One of my better ones there. It's quite original, if I do say so myself. What do you think?
Why thank you! And the better person is him, which is why I dream to be like him ^w^

Um, yay? XD

How inspiring! I'm gobsmacked by such fine literature addressing complexity in its language and structure. And let's not forget the little "oh" at the start of the lines. How exquisite!

I'm sure you'll achieve that very soon! Speaking about dreams, I have to sleep And I'm sure you do too. Sweet dreams, Ray! This has been ...interesting XD

*takes a bow* I'm glad to have gobsmacked you with my poetic excellence. It is the stuff of dreams, anyway ^-^

I hope so. Yep, I have to sleep too, how did you know? xD Have sweet dreams yourself... I know I will, as long as my senpai-palmtree is in them Thanks for almost two hours of random amazingness xD