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Joe Davis, get your multi-level marketing scheme out of my profile, NOW. I'm not interested in your deal and my car is just fine. Just because my car catches itself on fire every once a while, doesn't mean I need a new one. OUT.

Actually, statistics show that cars that catch themselves on fire on a regular basis are up to 300% more likely to need to be replaced!

We offer a wide range of vehicles for any of your needs. Can't make your mortgage payments? We have a great car for you to live in! Need an armored retreat off-road vehicle equipped with anti-tank guns to escape from the FBI? We have you covered! Do you just need something fast to get you across the border to Canada in record time? We have the perfect car available for a price that will make someone very happy!

Silly, Joe. I'm an independent woman managing my own successful business in the black market, my mortgage payments are fine. Do you know who needs a new vehicle though? Jenny Koffler. Last time I saw her, she was riding around in a donkey, LWITTNH. (LOL, what is this, the nineteen hundreds?) As you can see, I'm very hip and up to date with the latest acronyms.

Karen,

I am sorry that none of our options match your needs. If you ever find a need for a new vehicle, consider Joe's Quality Reliable Trustworthy Auto Sales for a better deal than you can find anywhere else.

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