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Dude you legit see me every day

Yeah the pain never ends

I know, it can be murder on your self-esteem to see such an awesome human being every day, while you yourself pale in comparison

More like my feet hurt from having to run upstairs and grab a blindfold all the time so that I don't have the displeasure of glancing at your face accidentally

Yeah I get that, my face is so beautiful it can blind you if you're not careful. I can understand why you would want to avoid accidental eye injuries

Not just eye injuries but any injuries in general - I spend most of my time putting on armour to avoid being squashed by your huge ego

Are you sure that's not just you being weighed down by your overinflated sense of self-importance? Also, where did you manage to get armor that fits you properly? I suppose the materials wouldn't have cost too much, since there's not a lot of height to cover

I'll forgive the lack of accuracy in your estimation of my height, it must be hard to judge physical sizes when your eyes are so close to the ground, I'd imagine pretty much everything is higher up than you

No comeback? >

Your face is the only comeback I need

"Well you know, Will, your magic has been kinda 50-50 recently."
"Oh yeah? Well so's your face!"

I must warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth

Really? And, um, how long have you been training to be a prat?

You can't address me like that

"Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?