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Yesss I most certainly do!! My old arch-nemesis. Although tbh, I'm willing to give Pusheen another chance, maybe I misjudged them (any idea on Pusheen's gender?) during all that time :/

@_IshEric since you're possibly Pusheen's #1 ally, would you be kind enough to set up a meeting between me and Pusheen? We need to see if we can put our past disagreements behind us and maybe start a new friendship

No clue if this is still up for debate but I'll be elated to set up a meeting in some sketchy woods and talk about this Pusheen business. I just advise you to be careful, Pusheen mightttt get aggressive and kill you... no worries thooooo

Also Pusheen's a she, it's stated on the Pusheen's website ))

So I'm super duper late too but I've just seen this while scrolling through my profile xD I'm still happy to have this meeting with Pusheen, but would it be okay for me to bring @Shive as backup? Y'know since we're meeting in "some sketchy woods" and Pusheen is apparently aggressive o_O

Ah got it! Pusheen uses she/her pronouns, good to know :D

Splendid! I'll notify Pusheen if she's up to meet at that one sketchy woods behind that one abandoned Mcdonalds. And what??? Nooooo, Pusheen isn't aggressive like everyone says... haha... she's just... fussy sometimes around um.. unexpected guest, yeah, that's right

Shive you say? Hmm, double the people, double the feast.. I mean what? Sureee, you can bring good ol' Shive here, just make sure you guys aren't close friends, something might occur during the meeting, but hey, that's just an assumption, eh?

Alrighty then! I agree to these weird terms and I'm more than happy to confirm that Shive and I are complete strangers, we've actually never met before and definitely haven't known each other for years so that's all good. When would Pusheen like to meet, because I'm ready to figh-- I mean I'm ready to SAY HELLO and be very nice to her!

(I genuinely laughed out loud when I read "hmm, double the people, double the feast" xD)

Perfect, and oh, really now? I'm assuming you too haven't said a word to one another in your entire lives, have you? Cause if the rumors end up being true that you two have exchanged some sort of peculiar conversation with each other, then well, that's up to Pusheen to kil- I mean, have a tranquil talk with both of you. By all means, don't fret, just a warning to watch out, nothing more hehe...

Pusheen would be pleased to meet up in the sketchy woods on Christmas Eve (for some usual reason,) at 11pm sharp. She also forbids any sharp weapons to be brought to the meeting. If you disobey, you'll be executed on the spot, understand? Okay, glad we cleared that up.

Try to fight or pull any funny business with The Pusheen, well, I hope your family won't miss you when you're de- I mean, deported to a different country, yeah, totally...

Lmaoo, thank you lol. I tried to add some humor into it so it doesn't sound too violent haha

N-no sir, I promise that neither Shive nor I have not previously avoided the temptation not to not enter a conversation with each other (hopefully I got that right xD). And I promise that I will not bring any sharp weapons to the meeting, HOWEVER I would like to raise a concern here. Pusheen's teeth look very sharp and I'm not quite comfortable with her teeth being at the meeting.

(420 character limit) Would Pusheen be able to pull all her teeth out first?

Unfortunately for that, there's nothing I can do to change Pusheen's teeths as all Pusheens are naturally born with sharp teeth. I would advise you to stay away from Pusheen's teeth as one poke from them will cause days upon days of excruciating pain.