wait 11111? I didn't even notice!!!!
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Dz81
_xMaegann
Totally wasn’t stalking because Jazz’s facts were amazing!1!1!
Dz81
They are!
_xMaegann
I didn’t even know you were way older than 81!!!
Dz81
I have turned 81 81 times so i am actually 6,561 years old, its just that I only celebrate my birthday every 81 years.
_xMaegann
:O wow!1! I bet you were a way better president than Washington!!
Dz81
duh
_xMaegann
Why don’t they include you in these history textbooks tho-
Dz81
Bc its supposed to be secret
_xMaegann
oHHh then how did you convince historians to not write about you?
Dz81
I threatened them