It is moosic to my ears hearing that all is well. I miss you so very much, however I know how much you like roleplaying as a pirate. You are out there looking for that buried treasure, but little do you know, you are the treasure that rests in my heart. (Don't worry about Steve, mate; you are the real prize).
Shiver me timbers its cold on the ship, but hearing from you warms my heart. However, i am still worried about steve, I cannot compete with him (hes an incredibly sexy duck) and I'm a mere cow. My love for you grows on the daily.
Do not worry, for I am sending you some bright hugs! Although, Steve is incredibly sexy, you my dear are the true treasure <3
My heart aches and longs for your return!
I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your positivityy and bright hugs. I long to see your treasure trove of personality again, I miss it dearly. I pray you received the schat I sent in the mail last letter. Cannot wait for my return to you.
The nights are long and dark without your presence here. It feels like an eternity, and an eternity I want no part in, without you in it. For I am counting the days on my calendar and long to see your beautiful sight. (udders)
My dear, I have developed strong feelings for Steve. Please consider forming a threesome with him and I. It is not complete without your droopy thangs.
What of poor Agnes who will be all alone while you and Steve are together? On the ship I learned the importance of trust otherwise walk the plank. Please leave Steve or I will have to blackmail my way back into your heart. Oh to see a glimpse of your beauty would make these dreary months pass quicker.
I would like to end these letters here. Steve and I have decided to run away for we are madly in love. Frankly, the jealous type like yourself belong in Davy Jones' Locker. Good luck getting out of that out, matey!
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