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Pufflin
Pufflin
I have an army of banana ducks that I send out into the world to secretly watch people and report back to me!
Dz81
Dz81
Where can I hire some?
Pufflin
Pufflin
Just send me your irl name, job, hometown, and blood type and I will definitely certainly 100% not write down your information in my stalker journal and I will send you some banana duck minions!!
Dz81
Dz81
Great! Is a convo good?

Hmmm I should make my non-existent stalker journal to be existent so I can actually remember this stuff.
Pufflin
Pufflin
Of course!!!

You will be a great stalker!!
Dz81
Dz81
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!

WILL WE HAVE LESSONS??
Pufflin
Pufflin
YES YES

Lesson 1: When stalking someone always hide in the nearest bushes, you will become virtually invisible and no one will ever find you!!
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