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I was super confused and saw ally’s cOlorfUl tag and was like “oh wow she is a builder maybe I can ask her what the next maps have” and she’s like “no” then I saw your wonderful hamsome pets and was like “wOw these Pets have names!!! Wait a sec- OH LOL THEY HAVE HAM JOKES HAHAHA” and then started laughing for 20 min straight abt those ham jokes

On the next day I saw you twos and I kept saying hi to you but you didn’t seem to care, but I kept trying to get your attention until you guys finally said hi!! You were probably very irritated by me, oh those were fun times back then irritating you and ally for no reason without even realizing tIl 6 months later

Thank you for putting up with immature early 2020 Dz oh how cringy I was back then I don’t want to think abt it. OH WAIT IM GETTING OFF TOPIC BACK TO THE STORY!!!! So then on the next day I saw you twos at the TSW hub AGAIN and I’m like “oh wow they must be on TSW 24/7!!! Then I realized you were on the TSW ldb and I’m like “OMG THATS SO COOL”

then I sent friend requests to you and ally and you both accepted them and I was super happy I threw my phone halfway across the room without even noticing!! No serious cracks though luckily.

For some reason I thought you were British when we first met, maybe it’s bc of how Ham sounds like Sam and Sam sounds Britishy in British, but I was soooooo offf but whatever blah blah blah skip some time until March 11th when I met Maegan, Jahs, and all my other close friends, we did a huge party and we made a huge conga line it was super fun and

Then we played some MM and you were murd like 4 times in a row omg it was weird, you always either killed Dorito or Anodyne first for some reason idk I forgot why but whatever fast forward almost a year and here we are as besties!!

Once again Happy Birthday Nerd, 22 y/o looking person, Shorty Ham, you need to gain some like birthday height or something bc 4’11 is wayyyy too short for a 16 y/o, I can give you some of my inches if that was possible- oh wait nvm I change my mind I want to stay 6 ft but whatever HAPPY BDAY FOR THE 288383TH TIME DONT LET COVID RUIN THE DAY GOOD NIGHT

Wow you only wrote that- i expected more </3

Ok honestly now TYSM Dz!!!
I don't really remember that day cuz that's something we used to do all the time xD

You must've seen ImSoHamsome and TheHamsomest!!

Hmmmm- i don't remember ignoring anybody's hai that's pretty rude, we must've been afk or something by the time or we didn't notice, but ill be honest- u were kinda annoying xD

Ahhh yes- tsw ldb, the base of my clout, i see my tryharding didn't go for nothing after all xD

Lol no comments on this one-

Yeah i think i do remember someone asking me if i was British before- i think it was you xD

I used to ignore the newbies i see and kill every tryhard likely person i see for the memes! xD

ISTG YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY BELIEVING PINE'S JOKE SGSKAGSIW i swear last time i mesured i was 5'10 xD

I remember it all like it was yesterday since these were life changing moments!!

It was actually ImSoHamsome & SoVeryHamsome, at first I thought you had 2 pets bc ally had invis skin glitch

YesYes I’m sorry for the annoyingness & to @AllyMac_ you too, you were prolly more annoyed then ham lol

Since it’s like 29 months in the future since all this, can you tell me some times when you hated me the most!! Also moments when you and ally gossiped abt me the most and what you said!!! Dw I won’t get mad or upset

The only things I remember abt your gossiping is when we play Surv and Ally types >pvt instead of /w so I heard what you saids then cried sobsob but don’t really care anymore!!

IT WAS A JOKE LOL OFC I KNOW UR NOT 4’10 BUT UR STILL SHORT SINCE IM TALLER THAN YOU but Dw at least your taller than Jahs...for. Now

SoVeryHamsome is xEnigma/_HoneyHam_'s pet, if you saw it then you probably didn't see ally on her main account

Ok you weren't THAT annoying because at least you were nice, we didn't really talk much about u i think we only talked once about how u kept looking for attention from us, we fr didn't hate you and actually playing survival with u was really fun

Dude jAhSS is so short she will never beat me

Nononono this was before I found out HoneyHams identity, I know for sUre it was Ally’s pet!!

Attention? Can you eXplain on that? YesYes survival was super fun, we haven’t done it in a while, we should do it again sometime & make a new flock of 70 villagers again!!

You never know what could happen, I gained like 5 inches in under a year Ham (prolly bc my immune system & Fluteness), Jahs could too

Dude im pretty sure that's honeyham's pet don't challenge me xD

Oop nvm that was an accident i don't think you were there

I was there since the stArt

Well yeah that's the thing, we were just sick of ppl that day so thats why we talked about u like that, so dw about anything we said that day we were just a bit angry

Ah yes yes gossip hour

Wait what made you so angry in the first place? The randos coming everywhere & wrecking?