Dz my mom is so terrible we don’t even have a tree, nor did she get me a present! So I don’t think Santa would even be coming!
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Dz81
Wow Santa Dz & Luna Claus & Maegan Reindeer was coming but now they can’t bc u don’t believe in them 
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Well my mom makes it impossible! And did I mention that she hasn’t gotten me one in 2 years? Nor have we ever had a christmas tree?
Dz81
Hmmm WANT TO COME WITH ME AND PUT COAL IN DORITOS STOCKING WITH ME?
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YEAA
Dz81
LETS GO- WAIT
Coal is useful we must replace it with something else!!
Coal is useful we must replace it with something else!!
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No no dz. We gotta give himself to him because he isn’t useful.
Dz81
GOOD POINT!!
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A car alarm just went off outside. Its 1:12 AM should I be concerned?
Dz81
Uh just hide and you should be fine
Keep a kitchen knife with you tho
Keep a kitchen knife with you tho
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I got a really sharp mechanical pencil does that count
Dz81
Perfect!
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I can almost poke a hole in my hand with it but I don’t want to try
Dz81
Nonono don’t try
Test it on a bag of chips or something
Test it on a bag of chips or something
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I popped my balloon today with it I literally slashed it open
I literally slashed it open
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Dz I have a question. Do I go to bed with my headphones in and wait till the morning to charge my iPad or will the cord strangle me in my sleep
Dz81
Let it strangle you but then hug it back then it’ll hug you!
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Ok I will let my headphones play wilbur soot as I sleep! Should it play for 1 hour, 45 mins, 30 mins, 15 mins, or 5 mins?
Dz81
33 minutes and 33 seconds
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Can’t do that on spotify! Will only do 30 mns