Someone asked me while I was at the park what kid was mine. I replied “I’m still choosing.”
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I took my mother-in-law out this morning!
Being a sniper is awesome.
Being a sniper is awesome.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is
They don’t know where home is
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A man went to a library and asked for a book about committing not alive.
The librarian replied “Screw off. You’re not bringing it back.”
The librarian replied “Screw off. You’re not bringing it back.”
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Whats the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories
About 140 calories
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I went with a young man into the woods. He told me that he was getting cold
I replied “How do you think I feel I have to walk back alone.”
I replied “How do you think I feel I have to walk back alone.”
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“Siri, why am I still single?!”
Siri activates front camera.
Siri activates front camera.
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What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
They both can’t be found.
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My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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My parents raised me as an only child,
which really pissed off my brother.
which really pissed off my brother.
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What’s the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
A hockey player showers.
Dz81
BONUS JOKES!!$ YAAAAY
Dz81
Ha the husband one is my fav
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Do you like
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Whats your least favorite
Dz81
Yes I like
Dz81
The potato bc potato’s are ew & I don’t get the joke oh wait nvm I think I do now
transfolk
Bcus babies n baked potatoes are 140 calories apart