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Icy_Hatake
Icy_Hatake
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them to name the world’s best composer, they all said, “Bach bach bach!”
Icy_Hatake
Icy_Hatake
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Icy_Hatake
Icy_Hatake
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Icy_Hatake
Icy_Hatake
Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
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