What kind of dogs love car races?
Lap dogs.
Lap dogs.
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Icy_Hatake
Why do you tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Because every play has a cast.
Icy_Hatake
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon aid.
Lemon aid.
Icy_Hatake
What do bees do if they need a ride?
Wait at the buzz stop.
Wait at the buzz stop.
Icy_Hatake
Where did the computer go dancing?
The disc-o!
The disc-o!
Icy_Hatake
What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
Put it on my bill!
Icy_Hatake
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A Mississippi.
A Mississippi.
Icy_Hatake
What happens when a clown farts?
Smells funny.
Smells funny.
Icy_Hatake
Wanna hear a funny joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tearable.
Never mind, it’s tearable.
Vel-crows.