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Hmm... Let me check. Now, there are 2-3 billion names on this list, so give me a few minutes...

ok santa, im waiting

DONE?

Yes! It does take a while, ho ho, to go through all those names. *eats a mince pie* I have concluded that...
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You are on the nice list!

yayyyyy! Whats my brother on? He doesnt believe in santa

Ho, well in that case, he must be on the...

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Nice list! xD I assume he's been good this year?

Lauren has to be on the naughty list, right?

Actually, she is near the top of the nice list According to my elves' reports, she has been extremely good this year... which is strange, in fact, I sense she has been confuzzling their brains ._.

._. Can I work for you! Ill help, im an elf?

Nope, ho ho, I'm afraid only true, pure, genuine elves can work in Lapland. You see, it's all to do with the freezing conditions up here, human bodies just cannot adjust to the change in air pressure, ho ho... *eats another mince pie*

Santa, can I visit?

Ahah, no, young one! That would give away the secrets of the elves' factory! Unfortunately, no one can know how the elves make the toys, otherwise, everyone would just copy that method

Santa, are you going to visit the mall, like every yeaR?

Yes, of course! I will visit every mall and shopping centre all across the world

Can I take a picture and tell you what I want?

If you wish But, you have already told me what you want for Christmas. An Apple Watch, Ferrari, mansion, and a boyfriend? Something along those lines? xD

I changed, Santa! I want headphones and thats all

Really? Wow, that is more humble of you ^_^ My elves would be proud indeed, ho ho *drinks a glass of milk*

Santa, do you have sibilings?

Hmm... that, is a very good question. One that I must unfortunately guard the answer to. I'm sorry child, but some things must be kept secret *chorus of ho's starts playing*