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How to become a fossil:
Step 1: Die.

step 2: wait

Step 3: Get found

step 4: be dug out.

Step 5: Put in museum

step 6: sell ridiculously expensive tickets for the fossil exhibit.

step 7: Break unexpectedly while being maintained by museum staff.

step 8: scientists come together to try to repair you to only see that its hopeless and they hang up fake fossils

step 8: Watch from the heavens as the exhibit visitors burn the place down in rage because of the fact that they displayed fake fossils, thus making the exhibit organisation less credible for some reason.