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Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?

This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We've got hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons.

Thank you for nothing you useless reptile

I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.

We're vikings, it's an occupational hazard

An occupational ihavenolife? Lol

freaking h azard

Ye I know