This bird is so RAW, wait, I can't even tell if it's a bird or chicken. It is SO undercooked it could... wait. No it's virtual... Ok let's talk about the pancakes and sausages you're eating. The pancakes looks like ROADKILL with unpurified maple tree SAP. The sausages looks like your dog ate LAXATIVES and emptied its stomach on the plate. Ok nevermind I'm the one eating pancakes and sausages rn
.-. I'm a boy okie? I just don't like when people call me a "Dude." It annoys me. I'm still 14, not 17 so I perfer to be called something like Eric or he.
No it's virtual...
Ok let's talk about the pancakes and sausages you're eating.
The pancakes looks like ROADKILL with unpurified maple tree SAP. The sausages looks like your dog ate LAXATIVES and emptied its stomach on the plate.
Ok nevermind I'm the one eating pancakes and sausages rn