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~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
I saw my kitten get ripped apart by dogs I tried to defend her but the dog started attacking me.
And I got bit by one of the dog's
But started bleeding really bad, and had to wrap my arm up, but unfortunately my kitten bled to death in my moms living room next to the TV
~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
That's why I don't like dog's.
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Golden Retrievers are the worlds most cat friendly dogs. I have seen that too. My dog was one and she cuddled with Calvin every day until the day he died. They never fought too.
~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
I had a German Shepard who was so gentle with kittens and cats and I always saw her and the kitten cuddling.

Until one day the dog died because she had a leg problem and she was taken by coyotes
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Awww so cute!

1) Can I make a joke about the coyotes?
2) that is so fukin sad
~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
1. Sure
2. Yes
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Wait, what was the dog's name?
~RetroDragon~
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Ok
Mia was once friends the coyotes as a puppy. She then grew older and started cuddling with cats! The coyotes then stopped being friends with her and planned out their revenge. When the coyotes saw Mia, they said, '"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE DOG KIND!" and Mia calmly said, "No I'm not, I'm making new friends.". The coyotes just stared at her, and then brought her to dog court. And she was never to be seen again.
~RetroDragon~
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My jokes are horrible.
~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
Wanna hear a joke
~RetroDragon~
~RetroDragon~
OK here it is..


It's bad btw


Person 1: can I get a cold one.

Bartender: sure what type

Person 1: budlight but make it heavy

Bartender: wait how can it be heavy if it's light. Might as well give you a corona.

Person 1: ugh never mind I'll take some old Smith

Bartender: I thought you wanted beer not cat piss
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Dam! That is 12.3929183x better than mine!
~RetroDragon~
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