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Wait, what, that's Elsa's palmtree? :O

Well done! I respect your sense of judgement xD

Wowie! You know, maybe they're not so bad after all, and we just got off on the wrong foot... hey, would you mind introducing me to one of them? I really think we could be friends

The magician palmtree! He’s secretly her long-lost palmtree cousin XD

Thankyou, thankyou XD

Sure! Umm... this blue one is called Jeff... I think? He likes Anna better than Elsa XD

Okay, bear with me, this is a lot to take in xD So Elsa is actually part palmtree?

^-^ xD

Yay! That's one thing we have in common! xD Will "Jeff... I think" be offended if I call him "Jeff... I think"?

It's ok, itsok XD Yup! Elsa's mom is actually one-sixteenth palmtree! It's why her crown had leaf-like shapes on it XD

YES, of course he'll be offended! He doesn't have that dumb name! Like what IS "Jeff... I think"? His name is "Jeff... I think?" .3. XD

Oh! :O That's strange, but now that you've said it, it really does make sense! How did you find out this wonderful fact? xD

Sure, I can do that. Hey, Jeff... I think?, what's up?
Pssst. What did Jeff... I think? say? xD

Right? I have my ways ;3 it’ll cost you 100 palm leaves if you want to know > XD

Jeff... I think? said “the stupid tall palmtrees that blocks my vision” XD

Hmm... is it okay if I pay you 100 Finnick statues instead? ^-^ I have lots of them to spare xD

Oh... I apologise, Jeff... I think?, those are my relatives, but they are a bit stupid sometimes. Oh, also, I got you a present! It's a flamethrower! It's really fun to use, but whatever you do, don't point it at the tall palmtrees! ;D xD

Nope! I have a ton of Finnick statues already! It has to be palm leaves > XD

...Thanks Ray, now there’s big holes where the palmtrees were, and he’s running around shooting fire at strangers ._. XD

Ohhhh ;-; What if I pay you 100 memedog statues? Surely he's worthy enough? (*cough* xD)

Right... I see what you mean, it does look a bit bare now without any palmtrees. Um... JEFF... I THINK?! STOP RIGHT NOW, JEFF... I THINK?! ;-; xD

Hmmm... one memedog statue and 99 palm leaves XD ( evil palmtree .3. XD)

HE'S NOT STOPPING, AHHHH, CALL 911 ;-; XD

Deal! 99 is way less than 100, I'm happy with that ^-^ (more like evil memedog .-. xD)

I can't! He ate my phone! Can you do it? ;-; xD

Ok, so I found out about that because...

A MAGICAL BASKETBALL HIT ME IN THE FACE AND GAVE ME THE INFORMATION

Yeah! Cause I can totally call 911 on my non-existent phone! GET MEMDOG TO DO IT ;-; XD

WOAHHH! What an amazing tale of coincidence and randomness! I'm gonna tell this story to all my palmtree friends back home!

:O Noooo! I refuse to speak to that unworthy form of life! Can you ask him? ._. xD (also, you don't have a phone IRL?)

IKR! Wait...
You have friends? :OOO

Jkjk, where are your palmtree friends? XD

:O Nooo, he is bootiful! ;-; I sent a messenger bird, it’ll probably take some time tho ;-; XD (Nope! Not responsible enough XD)

;-; How mean of you xD Um, I don't know. They've all been acting rather strangely recently, I'm not sure what's going on. Do you think they all hate me? ;-;

He's not bootiful at all. He has about 4 chins, and his face is covered with green squares -.- How much time? :O This situation could get really out of hand if the bird takes too long xD (Welp, neither do I! Maybe the non-phone club is the cool club? xD)

I’M SORRYYYYYYY ;-; XD Yes, BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ACCEPTING THE GLORY OF MEMEDOG ;-; XD

THAT’S WHAT MAKES HIM BOOTIFUL XD Ummm... a week? 2 days? An hour? Forever? I dunno, the bird could get shot down by a hunter for all we know and the note would never get to him ;-; XD O REALLY? Woah! :O ooh, the non-phone club, count me in! XD)

;-; xD Noooo! That's definitely not the reason. All palmtrees are born haters of memedog, trust me xD

:O Is memedog also a One Direction fan? xD Oh... I think you should send a few thousand more birds, that way, at least one of them will get the message across xD

Whaaatttt? Pffff, noooo, all of the palmtrees near my house agreed that they like memedog ;-; XD

Uhh... well, he likes some of their songs, I think XD I heard him listening to some a few days ago
https://ibb.co/bBBi5x REMEMBER THIS TREACHERY? ._. XD
Hey! Good idea! Ok, done! Now we wait :D

Then obviously they're imposters. Ask them what their favourite colour is, and tell me what they say ;D xD

Oh yeah! So, he really is a 1D fan... interesting. That makes him a bit less repulsive ^_^ xD
Okay! Uh, you said that the bird could take a week, 2 days, an hour, or forever, so I brought a game of snakes and ladders in case we get bored. Wanna play? xD

PFFFF, NO THEY’RE NOT, THEY’RE PERFECTLY PURE PALMTREES ;-; They said that’s such a generic question so they’re not answering XD

I thinkkkkkk XD Whaaaaaaatttt? He wasn’t repulsive in the first place ;-;

YEAH