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O mah gosh they're like drunk in the kitchen. And it's not even the funny, dance-on-the-table-drunk, it's the boring laughing loudly at stupid things drunk.

OML XD POOR YOU *pats on the back*

Pssstttt, use a spoon to dig out of there, thank me later XD

Lol I can't. It's at the top floor of an apartment building. The floor is tile, anyways. xD

AAAHG my phone is low on battery.
*Alarms go off*
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. SHUT DOWN ALL BACKGROUND APPS IMMEDIATELY. ACTIVATING LOW POWER MODE. WE MUST SAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

THEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW XD

It'll be fun at first, but then I'll get stuck on a firework and get launched into the sky then explode and BAM! BlueWillow smoothy raining down of everyone.
:L

AHHH, NO, RIP, SAVE YOUR STRENGTH AND STAY ALIVEEEEE

XD OK, THEN, HIDE IN THE BATHROOM TILL IT’S OVER

I'm bored so I'll just make sentences from auto-fill.

You in a cage so I don't get an apartment building

Wtf did that turn in to xDDD

My phone is actually at 40% so I still have some juice to survive off of. Anyways back to stupid auto generated sentences.

I don't get an adorable dragon

And make your info is if the tram And make your profile I did that turn on a cage so I'll be banned for a long did that

My phone is a long did you a long did that turn it into a cage

Did your phone fall into a meatball? :O

Wtf is with my auto fill and cages? xD
Maybe it's because I live in a zoo. That kinda makes sense because my sister acts like a gorilla sometimes. A spoiled, evil gorilla.

No, not a meat ball. But I did drop it into a sausage.

I dunno, cages are cool? XD
:O SAME WITH MY BROTHER!
Also, the meatball thing was really random, idk where that came from XD

:O I WAS CLOSE, DO I GET A MEDAL? XD

SPEAKING OF PHONES I had a nightmare one time where liquid figit spinners dripped out of the headphone jack of my phone. Wtf

No medal. But you get a cupcake instead.

Fatty.


















(Jk jk you're not fat xD)

Omg it's 9:00 pm now. We've been here since freaking 4:30.
;-;

HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE LIGUID FIDGET SPINNERS? XD That’s a rly weird dream XD

YAY

SO SUE ME FOR EATING A LOT XD


(I am fat XD)


D: RIP, don’t die XD

Yep. My dreams are weird.
I also had another dream where I was just casually pooping in the toilet. Except it was on stage. In front of thousands of people. Who were all taking videos. There were even some camera men taking live documentaries. There was also dramatic opera music that got louder and more dramatic whenever there was a fart sound.
Yeah my brain is weird. xD

PANXBEYEOCUCNE My phone just dropped to 35%. YEAH THANKS FOR THAT BY MAKING YOUR POSTS TAKE FOREVER TO LOAD AND MAKING MY PHONE WORK HARDER.

Imma just sleep on the couch now.
*scratches on wall in tally marks*
Day one.