- Oct 18, 2017
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So....I was doodling in free time and decided to write a poem to go with it.
The Watcher
I'm the new Watcher and I'm here
to say,
I'm incredibly accurate
so don't hack today.
I see you with your aimbot
and your no-clip too,
Soon you'll see my ban hammer
flying at you.
You think I look cute
with my derp face and axe,
Wait until I catch you
using those hacks.
I hear a cry for help
"HACKER, ANY STAFF???",
I ban you before they can
with a maniacal laugh.
You think you can fool me
with that x-ray dude?,
Well, I'm here to ban you
cuz I'm just in that mood.
7 days, 90 days, permanent too,
The longer the duration
the more hacks that you use.
You need to call staff
if you see a duper,
I wish I could help you,
that would be super.
I'm doing my best with my
brand new ban hammer,
So you better beware all you
hackers and scammers!!
The Watcher
I'm the new Watcher and I'm here
to say,
I'm incredibly accurate
so don't hack today.
I see you with your aimbot
and your no-clip too,
Soon you'll see my ban hammer
flying at you.
You think I look cute
with my derp face and axe,
Wait until I catch you
using those hacks.
I hear a cry for help
"HACKER, ANY STAFF???",
I ban you before they can
with a maniacal laugh.
You think you can fool me
with that x-ray dude?,
Well, I'm here to ban you
cuz I'm just in that mood.
7 days, 90 days, permanent too,
The longer the duration
the more hacks that you use.
You need to call staff
if you see a duper,
I wish I could help you,
that would be super.
I'm doing my best with my
brand new ban hammer,
So you better beware all you
hackers and scammers!!


