HermioneJG

mmm I chose this name before I picked up on a lot of issues with HP and before I knew what Rowling was like.

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(This is a work in progress. I'm adding other friends as I find gifs to suit them. Don't be offended if you aren't here yet)

@~Ang~
The first person who spoke to me when I joined the forums, and my first friend on either the server or the forums. To this day she remains my greatest friend here.
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@Strelitzia
When I first joined the forums, I saw Strel as one of the 'famous players,' worried that I was unworthy to speak to her, etc... I was stupid. Yeah Strel I figured you'd smite me or something if I dared speak to you. But somehow, we became friends and I grew out of that idiocy, and Strel is another one of the greatest people on BrokenLens. :)
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@cheesyunicorn
FANDOM BUDDY! The person I go to to say random book references and quotes (especially... cheesy ones. GET IT? XD Ah... the worst puns are the best ones). Cheesy is one of the nicest, friendliest people here. :D
https://goo.gl/images/DtS7Gv

@EricTheWriter
As the name suggests, he's one of the greatest writers here... except for me, of course (kidding. Anybody can write better than I can. Eric, you're the greatest one here). He writes amazing stories here on the forums. GO READ THEM! (Oh, and I definitely didn't copy his Information format... never... heh-heh...)
https://goo.gl/images/zUhAF7

@CakeTheDutchAD
AKA Magic, this girl is probably the bubbliest, friendliest, nicest, sweetest (literally - 'cause she's cake :p) person in BrokenLens. (Also - CUPCAKE DOGS XD)
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@TokyoPanda
This guy is actually one of the few people I knew on the server before he joined the forums, although we didn't really become friends until after that. I'm kinda sad that I didn't talk to him more before that - Tokyo's an awesome friend and always happy to help others. :)

@BlueLeLilDutchAD
The most helpful non-Helper helping helper guy (because that totally made sense) on BrokenLens (and tries to say he's unempathetic when he's one of the kindest, friendliest, most eager-to-help-others people I know). Make this guy a Helper already!


@Itz_CoolieShive
"Clifford's the best friend anyone could know... Clifford's so loyal, he's there when you call..." Well, Shive is a great friend and helps so much in the BrokenLens community. He's an awesome guy. :)


@LuckyTheDutchAD
He can't be online very much right now for you to see it, but Lucky is another super-helpful guy around here. He's super friendly and nice to everyone... and didn't act irritated even when I know I was annoying him on TSW (I'm so sorry Luckeh ;-; ).


@BlueWillow
This awesome dragon that thankfully never tried to kill Harry Potter (or, I guess, Harry Potter was never forced to bother her, or... yeah IDK where this joke goes :/ it's dead I guess). One of the greatest artists here. And also someone whom I am sorry to tell I haven't read Wings of Fire yet (still trying to find the books).


@Mr Snuggles
I'm still not sure if this guy's a doggo or a cat. Well, if he is a cat, he's definitely one of the nice ones (though I'm beginning to suspect that he's a cadogat, which is totally a real word :p).


@Ray_Palmer_Atom
This palmtree is under my protection. No Pusheens or their allies shall harm him.
https://goo.gl/images/nVBJgn
Birthday
June 22
Location
Hexside School of Witchcraft and Demonics
Gender
Female
Occupation
Witch

Contact

Minecraft Username
HermioneJG
Discord
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Signature

Ugh why are the spoilers being stupid =_= I tried to center something and now every time I save it it adds spoilers in where I don't want them :/
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(I made the background for this myself ^_^ Okay it's not anything incredible but I like it)

Random Stuff

"You're saying it wrong. It's Wing-
gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the gar nice and long."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled."
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Dumbledore (What, you thought they'd all be Hermione?
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These are from a whole set of images by KicsterAsh (a storyboard artist for Milo Murphy's Law) on Tumblr. The others also include Wirt and Greg from Over the Garden Wall. I've never actually watched that, but I've read about it enough to appreciate how she took bits from the show like the Beast and only changed how they came into the story, but not really anything about them (I think). It's really cool and even if this sort of paragraph isn't what goes into a signature, I feel it's worth saying because honestly, these are amazing. There's a whole story around the characters here, and I just love it.
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(Siriusly Ang THIS IS AMAZING)
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Cue the rimshots and Mr. Krabbs' laughter!

I periodically update this section.


Know what really floats my boat? Archimedes' principle of relative buoyancy.

I'd make a joke about the noble gases, but all the good ones argon, and I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

There's a store having a sale on subatomic particles. Neutrons are free of charge!

Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

My friend Power has been stressed all week. His boss is making him work overtime.

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon responds, "Nah, I'm traveling light."

What did the cell say when its sister cell stepped on its toe? Mitosis!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? A 2-Na.

Did you hear that oxygen and potassium went on a date? It went OK.

OMg,
but I thought oxygen was dating magnesium!

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium or
curium, you barium.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have H2O too." The second one dies.

Why did the Physics and Biology teachers break up? Because there was no Chemistry.

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: HIJKLMNO!
Teacher: What? No. Why would you think that?
Student: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
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